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misquote a quote
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2023 1:32 am
by phillip1882
pretty straight forward, post a quote modified for humor
give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish, and you give up your monopoly of fisheries.
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2023 11:24 am
by Sean Quixote
If a butterfly flaps its wings in Peking, you must acquit.
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:52 pm
by phillip1882
when i give food to the poor they call me a saint. when i give food to the rich, they call me an idiot.
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2024 11:27 am
by Sean Quixote
You like me? Really? Really, really? Like, me....? Why?
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2024 10:46 pm
by phillip1882
yo know her life was saved by something other than medicine.
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2024 8:57 am
by somitomi
The spaceships hung in the sky much the same way that bricks do.
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2024 1:50 pm
by moody7277
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't beat it if it's dead.
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 2:09 am
by heuristically_alone
Two roads diverged in a wood
And I took the one less traveled
And that made no difference at all.
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2024 8:11 pm
by phillip1882
if you come to a fork in the road, eat with it.