Rock, paper, scissors, chainsaw

[Freddino18]

Dote

[Jplus]

vacuum cleaner

[Freddino18]

Hard vacuum

[Jplus]

fart

[phillip1882]

odor eater

[Jplus]

worm castings (same effect but do not exhaust)

[phillip1882]

fish

[somitomi]

bigger fish (there's always one)

[Jplus]

orcas

[Freddino18]

Fishing nets

[Jplus]

The Ocean Cleanup

[Freddino18]

Asia

[Jplus]

How does Asia defeat The Ocean Cleanup? Did I miss a news item?

[heuristically_alone]

Nuclear weapons

[Jplus]

Martians (from Mars Attacks!)

[Freddino18]

How does Asia defeat The Ocean Cleanup? Did I miss a news item?

Eight of the ten rivers producing the most plastic waste are in Asia, with the Yangtze alone accounting for around half of the plastic pollution in the world.

I'm only familiar with War of the Worlds Martians, so I'll say disease.

[somitomi]

ease

[phillip1882]

difficulty

[Jplus]

automation

How does Asia defeat The Ocean Cleanup? Did I miss a news item?

Eight of the ten rivers producing the most plastic waste are in Asia, with the Yangtze alone accounting for around half of the plastic pollution in the world.

I would say Asia just gives them a reason to do their work! Ever the optimist, I suppose.

[Freddino18]

*Billy Mays voice* THIS SANDER! (it simulates years of wear and tear damage)

[phillip1882]

teflon

[Jplus]

cooking

[heuristically_alone]

Ratatouille

[Jplus]

green curry

[Freddino18]

Red curry (fight me)