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Title text: I've been working on chocolate bar annealing techniques to try to produce the perfect laser s'more. Maybe don't mention that on the grant application though.

Imagine marshmallows skewered on a lightsaber. ...Why? Does there need to be a reason?

I only recently experienced the delight that is roasting a marshmallow over a campfire and trying to eat it before it falls off the skewer. Not sure how you could do that with a lightsaber...

Very carefully.

I imagine if you held the lightsaber vertically up, the marshmallow would drop and be hollowed-out, before sitting neatly on the hilt. Turn off the lightsaber and you now have an inside-out toasted marshmallow.