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Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 8:17 pm
by ratammer
Poor Uncle!
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 9:22 pm
by chridd
We have to find a cure!
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 9:28 pm
by ratammer
What kind of thing could cure that?
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 9:47 pm
by chridd
I don't know… maybe someone could write a Pie-thon program to search for the cure.
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 9:48 pm
by madge
Or we could look into qol improvements like making him cake instead of pie?
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 9:54 pm
by chridd
Could he taste it if we called the pie "cake"?
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 10:09 pm
by ratammer
Do any conditions care what you call anything?
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 10:16 pm
by chridd
If magpies and mathematical constants are included in the things he can't taste, then presumably it's a linguistic-related condition.
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 10:41 pm
by madge
oh, so what if he closes his eyes and we just throw food into his mouth? he'll have no idea what he's eating !
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 10:52 pm
by ratammer
Or we teach him a different language where pies aren't called pies!
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 11:01 pm
by madge
you have to be careful, though! if we go for French, it's "tarte", and if he has a relapse it might mean that he won't be able to have pies *or* tarts!
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 11:01 pm
by ratammer
There are a lot of languages to get through!
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 11:37 pm
by madge
but if it generalises we could deny him entire culinary categories! we must use this power wisely
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 6:44 am
by ratammer
I am anything but wise.
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 8:41 am
by madge
Samwise?
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 3:57 pm
by heuristically_alone
This conversation made me hungry
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 10:34 pm
by ratammer
Eat me!
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 11:57 pm
by madge
i don't know how i'd feel about eating a rat
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2022 6:19 am
by ratammer
Even if it consented?
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2022 6:48 am
by madge
Even if the rat consented, I would have to consent, too.
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2022 6:50 am
by ratammer
Well, of course. That's what I'm trying to convince you to do.
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2022 6:59 am
by madge
I'm not sure I would. What's the benefit of eating a rat, even if the rat consents?
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2022 5:13 pm
by Seven
good question
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2022 7:04 pm
by ratammer
madge wrote: ↑Wed Feb 09, 2022 6:59 am
I'm not sure I would. What's the benefit of eating a rat, even if the rat consents?
Nutrition?
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2022 7:59 pm
by chridd
*meow*