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Posted: **Wed Jan 19, 2022 2:47 am**

you gotta be the master of something

Posted: **Wed Jan 19, 2022 6:41 am**

Seven wrote: ↑Wed Jan 19, 2022 2:46 am ratammer, the sun god's master

I'm... what?

Posted: **Wed Jan 19, 2022 8:55 am**

don't argue, just profit from the free solarium

Posted: **Wed Jan 19, 2022 5:36 pm**

ratammer wrote: ↑Wed Jan 19, 2022 6:41 am
Seven wrote: ↑Wed Jan 19, 2022 2:46 am ratammer, the sun god's master
I'm... what?

a Ra tamer

Posted: **Wed Jan 19, 2022 10:21 pm**

oh god

Posted: **Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:05 am**

Hahaha, nice.

Posted: **Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:28 am**

It's a bit elaborate but I like it

Posted: **Thu Jan 20, 2022 6:18 am**

But you know what makes me a ratammer really, right?

Posted: **Thu Jan 20, 2022 7:11 am**

i actually don't

Posted: **Thu Jan 20, 2022 7:44 am**

I do not like green eggs and hammer.
I do not like them, rat I ammer!

Posted: **Thu Jan 20, 2022 7:56 am**

i feel like i'm missing something, but i also feel like that's the point

Posted: **Thu Jan 20, 2022 8:56 pm**

madge wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 7:11 ami actually don't

I pet a rat -> I'm a rat-petter
I feed a rat -> I'm a rat-feeder
I am a rat -> I'm a rat-ammer

Posted: **Fri Jan 21, 2022 12:27 am**

damn that's good logic

Posted: **Fri Jan 21, 2022 6:41 am**

Posted: **Fri Jan 21, 2022 7:21 am**

should i change my username to be cleverer? any ideas????

humanammer maybe?

Posted: **Fri Jan 21, 2022 6:16 pm**

ratammer wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 8:56 pm
madge wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 7:11 ami actually don't
I pet a rat -> I'm a rat-petter
I feed a rat -> I'm a rat-feeder
I am a rat -> I'm a rat-ammer

So I was right all this time?

~ catammer

Posted: **Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:03 pm**

i just assumed it was a portmanteau of rat and hammer

Posted: **Fri Jan 21, 2022 11:16 pm**

What would a rat hammer look like?

Posted: **Sat Jan 22, 2022 12:24 am**

this, according to google image search

Posted: **Sat Jan 22, 2022 12:31 am**

Beautiful!

Posted: **Sat Jan 22, 2022 2:16 am**

truly a masterwork, is it not

Posted: **Sat Jan 22, 2022 12:37 pm**

ratnail

Posted: **Sat Jan 22, 2022 12:45 pm**

I hammer those?

Posted: **Sat Jan 22, 2022 12:56 pm**

Exactly!

Posted: **Sat Jan 22, 2022 1:03 pm**

Perhaps I would hammer a cheesenail.

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