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^ must be eating fish differently from me if it's "healthy"
> likes fish and chips
v has been ill recently

^ likes her new avatar
> was ill a couple months ago
v would like to time travel

ʌ hopefully feels better now

> depends on what time-travel rules we're using

v likes their old avatar

^ time traveling would create two realities, one where you went back and one where you didn't
> would like to see the future
v enjoys doctor who

^ should travel to the future with me
> loves Doctor Who
v prefers a different sci-fi franchise

^ is a necessary companion on any immediate travel to the future
> slightly prefers Dune (the books by Frank Herbert), although Doctor Who is highly appreciated as well
v knows some places on Earth really well

ʌ apparently doesn't live on Earth, so presumably a necessary companion on any immediate travel to space

> wonders if the creation of a new reality makes the original timeline inaccessible, like in a Russian scifi novel called "Investigation at the Time Research Institute"

v likes old science fiction too

^ loves food
> really likes the old twilight zone
v doesn't have a back up pair of glasses

^ has foresight
> has had glasses for only six years and is still wearing the first pair
v plays a musical instrument

^ Is a really cool cat
> Not actively, but there is an accordion to my right.
v Likes looking at Nat Geo magazines

ʌ should play more

> used to have a large stack of old Nat Geo from somewhere that had some interesting stuff in them

v has hindsight

^ could have made some money from a collection like that

> has too much hindsight and constantly regrets the way she did things

v learns from their mistakes

^ likes to fish
> fished a lot as a kid
V would like to be a dolphin.

^ should get me some fish
> likes being a rat best
v has been indulging in a guilty pleasure lately

^ Shouldn't judge my waifu
> Only has one waifu
v Has many waifus

^ is one of my flirting targets
> flirts with many people online
v wants me to flirt with them

^ Is a cutie
> Is already a target
v Should go to Target

^ makes a very good target
> does not live in a country that has Target
v lives in a country that has McDonald's

^ has a nice avatar
> loved McDonald's as a child
v prefers gourmet food

ʌ does live in a country that has McDonald's

> likes delicious meals, but has mixed feelings about fine dining

v has a mechanical pencil

^ should try a nice French restaurant
> doesn't have a mechanical pencil, but has pencils with an old nickname of hers on them
v wants to be a wizard

^ wants to make love to a wizard
> is a wizard
v is a witch

^ needs magic
> has done some not so good things with magic accidentally
v wants to learn magic

^ Built a disgusting Stax deck
> Builds decks exclusively around fringe effects
v Should build a deck around Singularity

^ likes decks
> does not know what all these decks are
v does know