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Posted: **Tue Mar 19, 2024 8:14 pm**

Which makes me a real rat.

Posted: **Wed Mar 20, 2024 12:49 am**

ok i'm finally going to ask, why a rat?

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2024 2:30 pm**

Electrical firings are tasty.

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2024 10:15 pm**

phillip1882 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2024 12:49 am ok i'm finally going to ask, why a rat?

Why not? *squeak*

Posted: **Thu Mar 28, 2024 6:55 pm**

well they're kinda a disgusting filthy animal capable of spreading plague

Posted: **Sun Mar 31, 2024 8:13 am**

Sounds just like me! *squeak*

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2024 8:07 pm**

you're not that bad

or at least i hope not.

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2024 10:01 pm**

I am a stinky rat!

Posted: **Thu Apr 04, 2024 12:17 am**

*gives ratammer a much needed bath*

Posted: **Sat Apr 06, 2024 11:04 am**

Noooooo

Posted: **Mon Apr 08, 2024 4:06 am**

Yessssa

Posted: **Mon Apr 08, 2024 5:47 am**

Are you washing me too, heury?

Posted: **Mon Apr 08, 2024 6:41 am**

*licks ratammer clean*

Posted: **Mon Apr 08, 2024 9:15 pm**

Posted: **Sat Apr 20, 2024 5:02 pm**

yeah that is embarrassing.
dries ratammer off with a towel.

Posted: **Sat Apr 20, 2024 5:19 pm**

Thank you. <3

Posted: **Wed Apr 24, 2024 12:11 am**

so, when's the last time you went fishing?

Posted: **Thu May 09, 2024 5:47 am**

I've never been fishing.

You must not say duck