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Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 9:08 pm
by ratammer
You get a space bar.
I put in a mocktail.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 11:20 pm
by chridd
You get a real tail.
I put in mach speed.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 11:22 pm
by marionic
You get much speed, wow, so velocity
I put in doge.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 11:23 pm
by somitomi
You get moonshine.
I get ninjad
You get a cate.
I put in sleeplessness
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 11:28 pm
by chridd
You get tired.
I put in sleepiness.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 11:37 pm
by somitomi
You get sleep
I put in artifical lighting
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 11:57 pm
by ratammer
You get artificial lightning.
I put in parsnips.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 12:06 am
by chridd
You get an old-timey Homestar Runner cartoon.
I put in a keyboard and some boxing gloves.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 12:07 am
by ratammer
You get a well-armed piano.
I put in ox tongue.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 2:03 pm
by quasijem
You get a sandwich.
I put in a catammer.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 2:51 pm
by ratammer
You get the butterfly that lives on her head.
I put in a cricket bat.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 4:16 pm
by somitomi
You get the English Ramones
I put in a dead lead-acid battery
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 4:19 pm
by ratammer
You get a battery acid leak all over your shoes.
I put in an autopsy report.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 4:22 pm
by The Snide Sniper
You get an updated autopsy report.
I put in an attorney badge.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 4:28 pm
by ratammer
You get an objection.
I put in a bucket and spade.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 6:44 pm
by LingEarth
You get an Ace of Spades in a bucket.
I put in a road.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 6:52 pm
by ratammer
You get to Rome.
I put in the scorekeeper bot.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 7:49 pm
by quasijem
You get 10 points!
I put in 5 chips and some vinegar.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 8:48 pm
by ratammer
You get an explanation of why most British chip shops no longer use actual vinegar.
I put in a typewriter.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 8:55 pm
by LingEarth
You get a quantum computer.
I put in Julius Caesar.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 11:04 pm
by ratammer
You get stabbed in the back.
I put in a Ling wing.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 11:06 pm
by heuristically_alone
You get more empty space.
I put in a caffeine free energy drink.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 11:07 pm
by ratammer
You get all the caffeine they had to take out to make it.
I put in the tough men from heury's sig.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2021 7:24 am
by heuristically_alone
You get a picture of my dad.
I put in the memory of a bird.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2021 7:36 am
by ratammer
You get future memories with a rat!
I put in flickbot.