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Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2023 5:42 am
by Freddino18
You get a cool Spongebob ice cream bar
I insert a bad timing belt
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2023 6:08 pm
by somitomi
Aw shucks, the machine can't give you pants right now, maybe come back later?
I insert rubberized casters
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2023 7:56 pm
by Freddino18
You get felt floor slides
I insert a small load of laundry
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2023 10:37 pm
by ratammer
You get cleaned clothes, but not the ones you put in. Actually, I think they're mine.
I insert a microphone.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2023 1:07 am
by Freddino18
You get a sonar system
I insert gay sex for Jesus
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 1:12 am
by phillip1882
you get in trouble with priests
i insert monty pythons holy grail
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 1:24 am
by Freddino18
You get a beacon
I insert a Danimals Crush Cup
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:21 am
by Sean Quixote
You get pudding splashed on your face.
I insert resentment.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2023 12:39 am
by phillip1882
you get revenge
i insert love
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2023 7:21 am
by Freddino18
You get a song
I insert lubricant
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2023 7:17 pm
by phillip1882
you get a well oiled machine
i insert a car
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2023 5:25 am
by Freddino18
You get a boatmobile
I insert a bat mobile
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2023 9:14 pm
by Sean Quixote
You get a stalagmite of guano.
I put ancient ruins in the vending machine.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2023 10:22 pm
by phillip1882
you get historical knowledge
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 3:19 am
by Sean Quixote
You get somethingness.
I put Chekov's gun in the machine.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 9:38 am
by somitomi
You get a deus ex machina
I insert a god
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 6:55 pm
by ratammer
You get a goddess (me).
I insert a deck of playing cards.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 7:42 pm
by phillip1882
you get solitaire
i insert gravity
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 8:33 pm
by ratammer
You get gravy.
I insert a loophole.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 9:43 pm
by Sean Quixote
You get a donut. Or, if you prefer, a torus.
I insert a tautology.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 10:47 pm
by ratammer
You get taught an -ology.
I insert a microphone.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2023 1:06 am
by Freddino18
You get a megaphone
I insert Megatron
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2023 10:51 am
by phillip1882
you get a decepticon
i insert robots
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2023 8:55 am
by Sean Quixote
The machine regurgitates a single small gear, covered in oil.
I insert an obscure reference.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2023 10:12 am
by phillip1882
you get something rarely known
i insert common sense