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Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2022 1:17 am
by chridd
You get a demisexual deity.

I insert an ace of spades.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2022 1:39 pm
by phillip1882
you get the queen of hearts

i insert the quadratic equation

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2022 10:24 pm
by ratammer
You get solved.

I insert a golden axe.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2022 1:17 pm
by LingEarth
You get a silver bullet.

I insert an entangled quantum particle.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2022 3:27 pm
by somitomi
You get a knotted string

I put in a tachyon

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2022 9:17 pm
by phillip1882
you get time travel

i insert the python programming language

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 11:58 am
by heuristically_alone
You get a world saying hello.

I insert an adult toy.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 8:32 pm
by phillip1882
you get a child's game

i insert a piano

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 11:27 pm
by ratammer
You get a forte.

I insert some printer ink.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2022 8:08 pm
by somitomi
You get an "out of paper" error

I insert some printer paper.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2022 9:15 pm
by ratammer
You get some toilet paper.

I insert a moon.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2022 9:30 pm
by LingEarth
You get the planet it orbits.

I insert Saturn's rings.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2022 10:25 pm
by chridd
You get a newly-divorced Saturn.

I insert Dreamcast's rings some rings from Sonic Adventure on the Dreamcast.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2022 10:39 pm
by ratammer
You get a Perfect Bonus.

I insert some hospital scrubs.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 7:34 am
by heuristically_alone
You get vaccinated.

I insert a trophy.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 10:42 pm
by phillip1882
You get first place.

I insert China

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 4:02 pm
by heuristically_alone
You get trillions of dollars of debt

I insert a receipt.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 6:12 pm
by phillip1882
you get a refund

I insert the halting problem

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 10:04 pm
by LingEarth
The vending machine goes into an infinite loop and you get nothing.

I insert a rainstorm.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 10:09 pm
by phillip1882
you get a rain dance


i insert thunder and lightning

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 10:39 pm
by ratammer
You get two dogs.

I insert a cheque for £1,000,000.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2022 5:54 pm
by phillip1882
you win the lottery

i insert a dollar bill

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2022 7:09 pm
by ratammer
You get Bill.

I insert painkillers.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2022 8:46 pm
by phillip1882
you get no pain

i insert supercalifragalisticexpealadotious

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2022 12:56 pm
by heuristically_alone
You get a sound quite atrocious.

I insert an altoid.