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Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 12:53 pm
by ratammer
You get un magasin.

I put in some oranges, lemons, and grapefruits.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 3:33 pm
by somitomi
You get lemonade

I put in noise cancelling headphones.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 4:43 pm
by chridd
You can't hear it give you anything. You reach in and nothing appears to be there, but all the ambient noise in the room has stopped.
(You somehow got the abstract concept of silence.)

I put in noise-making headphones.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 4:45 pm
by ratammer
You get full-sized speakers strapped to your ears.

I put in a plate of sushi.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 5:00 pm
by chridd
You get a plate of cooked fish.

I put in the variable x.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 5:04 pm
by somitomi
You get coefficient ϑ

I put in an Ikea lamp

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 5:08 pm
by marionic
You get an Ikea moth.

I put in some cream.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 6:15 pm
by ratammer
You get some scream.

I put in Starscream.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 7:37 pm
by heuristically_alone
You get ice cream.

I put in whipped cream.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 7:41 pm
by ratammer
You get Indiana Jones's whip.

I put in Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 7:58 pm
by The Snide Sniper
You get Gandalf the Light-Gray.

I put in a lump of enriched uranium.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 7:59 pm
by ratammer
You get some poor uranium.

I put in the whole of Forum Games.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 7:59 pm
by Lavender Manna
you get the worlds largest battery

i put in a batman action figure

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 8:00 pm
by ratammer
You get Robin's bisexuality.

I put in a judge's gavel.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 8:07 pm
by The Snide Sniper
You get a Guilty verdict.

I put in a sack of babies.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 8:10 pm
by Lavender Manna
you get a wave o babies
Image

i put in a haunted piano that plays itself

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 8:17 pm
by somitomi
You get a haunted pianist who gets played.

I put in a blowtorch

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 8:21 pm
by ratammer
You get... blown by a torch? That's weird...

I put in a horoscope.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 7:03 am
by chridd
You get a device that can see horrors.

I put in a hologram.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 9:23 am
by somitomi
You get a device that can weigh halos.

I put in a tomograph

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 12:50 pm
by ratammer
You get this:

Image

I put in an anime girl.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 1:12 pm
by The Snide Sniper
You get a cat.

I put in Godzilla.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 4:57 pm
by quasijem
You get a zillion gods.

I put in the ingredients for sushi.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 4:58 pm
by ratammer
You get a glob of wasabi.

I put in ribs.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 5:18 pm
by quasijem
You get steak eyes.

I put in my phone number.