Vending machine

[Freddino18]

You get an imaginary friend

I insert a keyboard

[LingEarth]

You get a piano.

I insert INTERCAL.

[Sean Quixote]

You get Brainfuck.

I insert commodified dissent.

[phillip1882]

you get civil disobedience.

i insert candy

[Freddino18]

You get an angry baby

I insert a paperclip

[somitomi]

You get help with your word document

I insert a video clip

[phillip1882]

you get your favorite movie

i insert golf

[Freddino18]

You get fore play

I insert a wrapper

[phillip1882]

you get a present

i insert nil

[chridd]

You get nil

I insert an invalid pointer

[Freddino18]

You get a broken yardstick

I insert (:

[chridd]

You get

I insert ☺

[phillip1882]

you get a pearl

i insert french fries

[Freddino18]

You get waffle fries

I insert

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[chridd]

You get

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I insert Perl.

[LingEarth]

You get bugs.

I insert a scrambled Rubik's Cube.

[phillip1882]

you get a puzzle

i insert cursive

[somitomi]

You get cursed

I insert a cure

[phillip1882]

you get medicine

i insert an emoji

[Sean Quixote]

You get an eggplant.

I put an Oasis song in the machine.

[Freddino18]

You get wet sand

I insert a Sandile

[chridd]

You get a sundial made of sedimentary rock

I insert some sandstone

[phillip1882]

you get sediment

i insert a museum

[Freddino18]

you get a mausoleum

I insert an unmade bed

[chridd]

You get a box from Ikea with parts and instructions for building a bed frame.

I insert a pillow.