Vending machine

[somitomi]

You get rare insight

I insert boredom

[phillip1882]

you get a task to preform

i insert baduk

[Freddino18]

You get backgammon

I insert Gannondorf

[chridd]

You get the Trifforce of Powwer.

I insert Bowser.

[Freddino18]

You get a mushroom

I insert the shrimp that fried that rice

[Sean Quixote]

You get a self-licking snowclone.

I insert a vector database.

[phillip1882]

you get a pretty picture

i insert a week in the hole

[Freddino18]

You get Brian on the Hump

I insert two Cascade triggers.

[phillip1882]

you get double the cascade

i insert vanilla sent

[Freddino18]

You get Millicent

I insert a creepy animatronic

[Sean Quixote]

You get an uncanny valley.

I put logical positivism in the machine.

[phillip1882]

you get good chi magic

i insert science

[Sean Quixote]

You get spirit.

I insert a Rick Roderick lecture.

[phillip1882]

you get logic

i insert Jesus

[Freddino18]

You get wafers and grape juice

I insert a copper mug

[phillip1882]

you get beer

i insert a hang over

[heuristically_alone]

You get Hang Over on DVD.

I insert a hanger.

[somitomi]

You get a coat

I insert combat boots

[Freddino18]

You get steel-toed Crocs.

I insert a full laundry hamper and a hastily corrected typo

[phillip1882]

you get clean clothes

i insert a shower

[Sean Quixote]

You get the smell of rain.

I insert an any key.

[phillip1882]

you get your computer to boot up

i insert BIOS

[Freddino18]

You get Microsoft Bob Gateway 2000 Edition

I insert the XKCD Phone

[Sean Quixote]

You get unixKCD.

I insert an illegal number.

[phillip1882]

you get 10 years in math prison

i insert imaginary numbers