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pretty straight forward, post a quote modified for humor

give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish, and you give up your monopoly of fisheries.
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If a butterfly flaps its wings in Peking, you must acquit.
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when i give food to the poor they call me a saint. when i give food to the rich, they call me an idiot.
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You like me? Really? Really, really? Like, me....? Why?
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yo know her life was saved by something other than medicine.
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The spaceships hung in the sky much the same way that bricks do.
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't beat it if it's dead.
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Two roads diverged in a wood
And I took the one less traveled
And that made no difference at all.
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if you come to a fork in the road, eat with it.
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