Longest time as the last post

[ratammer]

Or stinky rat?

[madge]

you're not just a stinky rat, you're my stinky rat, darling!

[ratammer]

And you're my nice-smelling human! <3

[chridd]

*floofs*

[ratammer]

*fools*

[chridd]

It's not April yet!

[ratammer]

That's why I was just regular fooling and not April fooling.

[madge]

what did April do to you? is she a lawyer at Candy's firm?

[ratammer]

She did nothing! I'm not fooling her!

[madge]

i mean if she's being paid by the firm she should probably be doing some lawyering

[ratammer]

Do you need a lawyer?

[chridd]

Good night

[ratammer]

Good (late) morning.

[madge]

What do you think quendas, my love? They're kind of rat adjacent except they're not at all closely related

[chridd]

¿Quéndas?

[ratammer]

What do you think quendas, my love? They're kind of rat adjacent except they're not at all closely related

I hadn't heard of them but they look adorable! I also recently learned of the tenrec which has some rat-like varieties.

[chridd]

I don't know what Quen does. I don't even know who Quen is.

[madge]

We saw two quendas yesterday and I thought of you

[ratammer]

[chridd]

quendammer

[ratammer]

One who dams quens.

[chridd]

Oh no, what did those quens do to deserve damnation?

[heuristically_alone]

Everything

[madge]

Quens must be dammed

[chridd]