Longest time as the last post

[ratammer]

Makes as much sense as you could want.

[madge]

what about dollars

[ratammer]

I don't need those.

[chridd]

what about pounds

[madge]

i use kilograms actually

[chridd]

*uses a hammer to kilogram in some nails*

[madge]

that's a lot of nails!

[chridd]

*brings out a piece of wood just covered in nails which aren't even holding anything together*

[ratammer]

Nailed it.

[chridd]

meow

[madge]

*displays her gorgeously manicured hand*



(OK at the moment my nails are plain yellow but i loved this one so i'm sharing it)

[chridd]

Even more nails?
Must be this hammer I'm holding. Everything's starting to look like a nail.
*puts down the hammer*

[ratammer]

*displays her gorgeously manicured hand*

Beautiful!!

[chridd]

meow

[ratammer]

*squeak*

[chridd]

meow

[madge]

*drinks some Nail Ale*

[chridd]

Oh, do you have the hammer now? So ale looks like a nail to you?

is Nail Ale an actual thing?

[ratammer]

It appears to be an Australian beer.

[chridd]

Is that how she got those fingernails to look like that?

[ratammer]

Maybe she's born with it.

[chridd]

meow

[ratammer]

Maybe it's meowbelline.

[madge]

yes Nail Ale is a real thing with the slogan "hammer down a nail" it's pretty good

i mean, the name and slogan. i don't know the taste.

[ratammer]

Well, now you have to try it!