Longest time as the last post

[chridd]

*capes with pasta*

[ratammer]

*pastes with capers*

[chridd]

*not really sure what capers are*
(they're the people who make superhero clothes, right?)

[ratammer]

It's a plant whose flower buds are often pickled and eaten.

[chridd]

So they were trying to get some flower buds here?

[ratammer]

No, they were pulling a caper. Completely different thing.

[chridd]

*pulls some flower buds off a plant*

[madge]

Hello friends! I'm on holiday. Yesterday morning I was surrounded by birbs and kangaroos

[chridd]

*puts the flower buds on top of the birbs and kangaroos*

[ratammer]

Hello friends! I'm on holiday. Yesterday morning I was surrounded by birbs and kangaroos

Nice! Where are you?

[chridd]

meow

[ratammer]

Wilds of Eldraine just came out on Magic the Gathering Arena. I have, of course, made a deck full of rats.

[chridd]

Magic rats!
*pulls a rat out of a hat*

[ratammer]

Hey! I was sleeping in there!

[chridd]

Oh, sorry.
*puts you back*
*pulls out a different rat*

[ratammer]

How different?

[chridd]

long-eared and hoppy

[ratammer]

That might not be a rat.

[chridd]

Oh, how did that get in there? I could have sworn there were only rats in there when I started this trick!

[ratammer]

Animals multiply. The product isn't always what you expect.

[chridd]

Code: Select all

   rat
×  rat
——————
rabbit

?

[ratammer]

Possibly. I don't work out the result, I just contribute to it.

[chridd]

me÷ow

[ratammer]

Divide me up and I will say ow.

[chridd]

rat+ammer