Vending machine
- phillip1882
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Re: Vending machine
you get a case of
i insert a good genie
i insert a good genie
lover of chess, baduk, and civ 4.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
- Sean Quixote
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Re: Vending machine
You get a parrot.
I put a chronosynclastic infundibulum into the machine.
I put a chronosynclastic infundibulum into the machine.
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
- phillip1882
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Re: Vending machine
everything you do is right
i insert the outer limits
i insert the outer limits
lover of chess, baduk, and civ 4.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
- Freddino18
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Re: Vending machine
You get the inner machinations.
I insert a toenail clipping.
I insert a toenail clipping.
Old Bruce wrote:Mighty Morphine Power Ranger
Diana's boytoy.Jplus wrote:Was that a response to penis or to tree?
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- LingEarth
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Re: Vending machine
You get a lock of hair.
I insert ChatGPT.
I insert ChatGPT.
I'm an EarthLing. (Formerly on Mars)
she/her
she/her
Re: Vending machine
![Image](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/331152780750356480/1104448086706770012/image.png)
I insert a tiara.
Diana, madge's ratwife, any pronouns
I'm watching the first episode of all different cartoons!
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Ya like my gate?
I'm watching the first episode of all different cartoons!
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Ya like my gate?
- Freddino18
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You get a pretty dress.
I insert a shaker cup.
I insert a shaker cup.
Old Bruce wrote:Mighty Morphine Power Ranger
Diana's boytoy.Jplus wrote:Was that a response to penis or to tree?
Hey @Sniper can I have a sig too?
Re: Vending machine
You get maracas.![😍](//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f60d.svg)
I insert the heart eyes emoji.
I insert the heart eyes emoji.
Diana, madge's ratwife, any pronouns
I'm watching the first episode of all different cartoons!
---
Ya like my gate?
I'm watching the first episode of all different cartoons!
---
Ya like my gate?
- Sean Quixote
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Re: Vending machine
The heart-eyes transform themselves into smaller faces. Specifically, the barfing emoji. The smaller meta-eyes are supposed to look like less than/greater than symbols, but due to some esoteric error involving a variation selector they get rendered as mojibake and Zalgo. The vomit spills out of the mouths of the heart-eyes and into the larger mouth. But, it's barfing out of love, so it's a good thing; the smile of the larger face only grows as it drinks the love-vomit. Also, a short .wav clip is playing on a loop -- it's the tune of "Love Shack", but instead, the singer is singing "the barf sack is a little old place where..."
I put the machine into itself.
I put the machine into itself.
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
- phillip1882
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Re: Vending machine
you get everything that has been inserted so far
i insert love
i insert love
lover of chess, baduk, and civ 4.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
- Sean Quixote
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Re: Vending machine
You get a song.
I insert a clipboard.
I insert a clipboard.
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
- phillip1882
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Re: Vending machine
you get a paperclip
I insert gravity
I insert gravity
lover of chess, baduk, and civ 4.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
- Sean Quixote
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Re: Vending machine
You get shmlavity.
I put shml-reduplication in the machine.
I put shml-reduplication in the machine.
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
- phillip1882
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Re: Vending machine
you get copies of the vending machine
i insert super mario bros.
i insert super mario bros.
lover of chess, baduk, and civ 4.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
- Freddino18
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Re: Vending machine
You get sonic the hedgehog
I insert some lemonade.
I insert some lemonade.
Old Bruce wrote:Mighty Morphine Power Ranger
Diana's boytoy.Jplus wrote:Was that a response to penis or to tree?
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Re: Vending machine
You get lemons
I insert melons
I insert melons
- phillip1882
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Re: Vending machine
you get water
i insert water
i insert water
lover of chess, baduk, and civ 4.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
Re: Vending machine
You get melons
I instert lemons
I instert lemons
- Sean Quixote
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Re: Vending machine
You almost get a palindromic sequence. But, not quite.
I put a c-c-c-c-combobreaker into the vending machine!
I put a c-c-c-c-combobreaker into the vending machine!
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
- phillip1882
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Re: Vending machine
You get the video game killer instinct
I insert microsoft
I insert microsoft
lover of chess, baduk, and civ 4.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
- Sean Quixote
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Re: Vending machine
You get a Unix system.
I put spray paint in the machine.
I put spray paint in the machine.
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
- phillip1882
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Re: Vending machine
you get a picture
i insert language
i insert language
lover of chess, baduk, and civ 4.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
- Freddino18
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Re: Vending machine
You get a symbol.
I insert a podcast.
I insert a podcast.
Old Bruce wrote:Mighty Morphine Power Ranger
Diana's boytoy.Jplus wrote:Was that a response to penis or to tree?
Hey @Sniper can I have a sig too?
- phillip1882
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Re: Vending machine
you get information
i insert the Riddler
i insert the Riddler
lover of chess, baduk, and civ 4.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
- Sean Quixote
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Re: Vending machine
You get a bucket with a hole in it.
I put tree fiddy in the machine.
I put tree fiddy in the machine.
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"