You must not say duck
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Re: You must not say duck
"Get down"?
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Re: You must not say duck
I was going to go with, "Watch your head!" but that works, too.
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Re: You must not say duck
I'd probably not say anything and let it happen. 

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STINKY. LITTLE. RAT.
STINKY. LITTLE. RAT.
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Re: You must not say duck
And here I thought you were one of the good ones.
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Re: You must not say duck
You'll get a lump of coal from Santa if you're not careful, ratammer.
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Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it.
Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
-- Perlis's Programming Proverb #58, SIGPLAN Notices, Sept. 1982
Time Zone: JST (UTC+9)
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Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it.
Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
-- Perlis's Programming Proverb #58, SIGPLAN Notices, Sept. 1982
Re: You must not say duck
I'm small enough to fit in a stocking myself!
Diana, madge's ratwife, any pronouns
STINKY. LITTLE. RAT.
STINKY. LITTLE. RAT.
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Re: You must not say duck
That's why it's just one lump instead of the entire stocking filled with coal.
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Re: You must not say duck
That's still ratammer-sized!
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STINKY. LITTLE. RAT.
STINKY. LITTLE. RAT.
Re: You must not say duck
I love it!
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Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it.
Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
-- Perlis's Programming Proverb #58, SIGPLAN Notices, Sept. 1982
Time Zone: JST (UTC+9)
─────────────────────────
Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it.
Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
-- Perlis's Programming Proverb #58, SIGPLAN Notices, Sept. 1982
Re: You must not say duck
Noggin!
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Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it.
Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
-- Perlis's Programming Proverb #58, SIGPLAN Notices, Sept. 1982
Time Zone: JST (UTC+9)
─────────────────────────
Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it.
Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
-- Perlis's Programming Proverb #58, SIGPLAN Notices, Sept. 1982
Re: You must not say duck
I has one of those.
Diana, madge's ratwife, any pronouns
STINKY. LITTLE. RAT.
STINKY. LITTLE. RAT.
Re: You must not say duck
Well, when approaching doorframes you had better decrease its altitude, posthaste!
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Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it.
Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
-- Perlis's Programming Proverb #58, SIGPLAN Notices, Sept. 1982
Time Zone: JST (UTC+9)
─────────────────────────
Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it.
Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
-- Perlis's Programming Proverb #58, SIGPLAN Notices, Sept. 1982
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Re: You must not say duck
"The doorway is a bit to your right."
You never specified that it was the top of the doorframe.
Re: You must not say duck
It seems like some part other than your head would crash first in that case, though.
Diana, madge's ratwife, any pronouns
STINKY. LITTLE. RAT.
STINKY. LITTLE. RAT.
Re: You must not say duck
Indeed. So maybe you should just scream "STOP!"
And see what happens.
And see what happens.
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Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it.
Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
-- Perlis's Programming Proverb #58, SIGPLAN Notices, Sept. 1982
Time Zone: JST (UTC+9)
─────────────────────────
Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it.
Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
-- Perlis's Programming Proverb #58, SIGPLAN Notices, Sept. 1982
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Re: You must not say duck
We live in nonexistence.
If you think tough men are dangerous, wait til you see what weak men are capable of.
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Re: You must not say duck
We die alone, we die afraid, we live in terror.
Diana, madge's ratwife, any pronouns
STINKY. LITTLE. RAT.
STINKY. LITTLE. RAT.
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Re: You must not say duck
Hey, what's that over there?
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Re: You must not say duck
Nothing, I swear!
Diana, madge's ratwife, any pronouns
STINKY. LITTLE. RAT.
STINKY. LITTLE. RAT.
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Re: You must not say duck
It looks like… a duck?
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