Vending machine

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Re: Vending machine

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You get investigated for insurance fraud.

I put in a detector.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a bunch of useless metal objects.

I put in some rice.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get an onigiri.

I put in an oni.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get an OniFans.

I put in a prune.
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You get pruning shears

I put in a pune or play on words
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You get a whole Discworld novel.

I put in a sonic screwdriver.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get an atomic vodka and orange.

I put in a Moscow Mule.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get Shanks's pony.

I put in methane.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get CH4.

I put in H2SO4, professor.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a debate about spelling.

I put in Crash Bandicoot.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get sonic the hedge hog.

I insert something completely different.
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You get something exactly the same.

I put in a chiptune.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a chipmunk

I put in a cheat code
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You get invincibility and a gigantic head.

I put in a trapdoor.
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Re: Vending machine

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you get a boobytrap.

I insert the definition of definition.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get the definition of recursion.

I put in a hatchet.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a cherry tree chopped down.

I insert Abraham Lincoln
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You get a cent.

I put in a chicken heart.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a cowards way.

I insert a nice game of chess.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get foul play in Go

I put in a stop sign
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a glottal stop.

I put in a goose feather.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get the gander.

I insert the 3rd dimension.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get the fifth element.

I put in a smaller vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine

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you get the number of items in the vending machine reduced by 15%

I insert french fries
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Re: Vending machine

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You get Spanish omelettes.

I insert a demigod.
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