Famous Last Words

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Suzaku
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Famous Last Words

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Another game from the old forums, originally posted by Zohar.

First poster says something.
Next poster turns that into famous last words by killing the previous poster, then says something.
Repeat

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E.G.
Poster 1 wrote:Hey, this apple tastes funny!
Poster 2 wrote:Died from eating Snow White's apple.

What's that thing up in the sky?
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Ironic, funny deaths appreciated.

I'll start:

Now, where did I put my car keys?
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Re: Famous Last Words

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A spy being chased by an assassin.

Wow it is getting hot.
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Re: Famous Last Words

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Thermostat in the sauna was broken...

It's not that big.
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Re: Famous Last Words

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the stuntbiker said, looking at the crocodile pit.

Sorry, what time is it?
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Re: Famous Last Words

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10 seconds before the bomb is set to go off.

Excuse me, do you know where the flour is?
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Re: Famous Last Words

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Flour can't be used to extinguish a fire.

Where's the nearest USB socket?
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Re: Famous Last Words

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Missed the call warning about the hitman, because of a dead phone.

I'd rather not talk about it.
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-- Perlis's Programming Proverb #58, SIGPLAN Notices, Sept. 1982
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Re: Famous Last Words

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Hiding symptoms of a zombie infection.

Now now, let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
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Re: Famous Last Words

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Stabbed in the back while time traveling by our past selves.

*yawn* Good morning
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Re: Famous Last Words

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Summarily executed for being 4 hours late to morning inspection.

Hmm. Tastes like chicken.
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Re: Famous Last Words

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Got a prion disease from eating human flesh.

Bork bork bork.
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