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Posted: **Mon Mar 28, 2022 10:43 pm**

Yum yum!

Posted: **Tue Mar 29, 2022 5:57 pm**

i take ratammer to bed bath and beyond, and can purchase one item of her choice, on me

Posted: **Tue Mar 29, 2022 8:09 pm**

I purchase Beyond.

Posted: **Wed Mar 30, 2022 6:54 pm**

hehehe

i give ratammer a motor cycle

Posted: **Wed Mar 30, 2022 7:35 pm**

I race phillip to the other side of the country.

Posted: **Wed Mar 30, 2022 8:08 pm**

i show ratammer how big the country is

Posted: **Wed Mar 30, 2022 9:09 pm**

ratammer wrote: ↑Tue Mar 29, 2022 8:09 pm I purchase Beyond.

Bedroom supplies, bathroom supplies, and meat substitutes is kind of a weird combination of things for a store to have.

Posted: **Wed Mar 30, 2022 9:39 pm**

phillip1882 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 30, 2022 8:08 pm i show ratammer how big the country is

My little ratty legs will be very tired!

chridd wrote: ↑Wed Mar 30, 2022 9:09 pm Bedroom supplies, bathroom supplies, and meat substitutes is kind of a weird combination of things for a store to have.

Well, perhaps they're all made from the same meat substitute material.

Posted: **Wed Mar 30, 2022 9:57 pm**

i take ratammer on an African safari

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2022 5:40 am**

I enjoy meeting the unfamiliar animals.

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2022 10:14 am**

i show ratammer the grand canyon

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2022 7:51 pm**

I fall in!

...Love with you! <3

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2022 8:49 pm**

i teach ratammer advanced math

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2022 9:00 pm**

ratammer already has a maths degree!

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2022 9:23 pm**

gives ratammer some lemonade

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2022 9:33 pm**

British (fizzy) kind or American (flat) kind?

Posted: **Thu Apr 14, 2022 7:40 pm**

ratammer i wanted to apologize for what i posted i in the other topic i will be more respectful in the future

Posted: **Thu Apr 14, 2022 7:41 pm**

gives ratammer a coloring book

Posted: **Thu Apr 14, 2022 8:36 pm**

phillip1882 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 14, 2022 7:40 pm flicky i wanted too apologize four what i posted i Barry! Breakfast is ready! there is no way Barry? bee should be able to fly. other topic i will be more respectful Barry! Breakfast is ready! there is no way Barry? bee should be able to fly. future

It's what that thread is for!

phillip1882 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 14, 2022 7:41 pm gives flicky Barry? coloring book

Yay! *colours*

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2022 3:54 pm**

gives ratammer freedom

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2022 7:54 pm**

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy! *flees*

Posted: **Thu Apr 21, 2022 1:34 am**

gives ratammer some cake

Posted: **Thu Apr 21, 2022 5:50 am**

Yum!

Posted: **Thu Apr 21, 2022 4:21 pm**

shows ratammer all the episodes of futuroma

Posted: **Thu Apr 21, 2022 7:36 pm**

I've seen them all!

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