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Re: you cannot harm ratammer

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2022 12:10 am
by phillip1882
we all could

i make ratammer president

Re: you cannot harm ratammer

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:40 am
by ratammer
I pass a law that says I love you all.

Re: you cannot harm ratammer

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2022 11:10 pm
by phillip1882
how about passing a law that makes everyone smarter?

Re: you cannot harm ratammer

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2022 11:21 pm
by ratammer
I only have so much power.

Re: you cannot harm ratammer

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 8:35 pm
by phillip1882
yeah its hard to fix stupid

i give ratammer one of Shakespeare's works

Re: you cannot harm ratammer

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 8:53 pm
by ratammer
I gnaw on the edge of a page.

Re: you cannot harm ratammer

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2022 3:05 pm
by phillip1882
i give ratammer a new car

Re: you cannot harm ratammer

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2022 8:32 pm
by ratammer
I win an illegal street race.

Re: you cannot harm ratammer

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2022 8:43 pm
by phillip1882
i give ratammer a loan for how however much he wants.

Re: you cannot harm ratammer

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2022 10:32 pm
by ratammer
Infinity pounds! :P

Re: you cannot harm ratammer

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2022 12:12 am
by phillip1882
remember, loan means pay back

I treat ratammer to a diner

Re: you cannot harm ratammer

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2022 12:27 am
by ratammer
I order my steak blue (rarer than rare).

Re: you cannot harm ratammer

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2022 3:05 am
by chridd
∞ - anything = ∞, which means that no matter how much of the infinite loan you spend, you always have enough to pay it back

Re: you cannot harm ratammer

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2022 11:30 am
by ratammer
Exactly!

Re: you cannot harm ratammer

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2022 3:01 pm
by phillip1882
i give ratammer grapes

Re: you cannot harm ratammer

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2022 7:39 pm
by ratammer
I spend a while eating a single one. They're big for a rat!

Re: you cannot harm ratammer

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 12:02 am
by phillip1882
i give ratammer a penny for his thoughts

Re: you cannot harm ratammer

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 12:05 am
by ratammer
I give phillip the thought of using more varied pronouns for me.

Re: you cannot harm ratammer

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 2:39 pm
by phillip1882
i give ratammer medicine for any ailment she might have

Re: you cannot harm ratammer

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 6:54 pm
by ratammer
I thank phillip for the help. <3

Re: you cannot harm ratammer

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 8:44 pm
by The Snide Sniper
I give ratammer a warm bed and a bowl of chicken noodle soup.

Re: you cannot harm ratammer

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 9:10 pm
by ratammer
:oops: Thank you.

Re: you cannot harm ratammer

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 9:47 pm
by phillip1882
i show ratammer music that sooths the soul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWLVBP3VrO4

Re: you cannot harm ratammer

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 10:02 pm
by ratammer
That's a lot of music! Thank you!

Re: you cannot harm ratammer

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 10:40 pm
by phillip1882
i give ratammer french fries