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I accidentally lost my sewing needle in the pile.

The pile contains a lost seeing needle, some scrap metal, rubble, a cog, a point, a chive, $51,700.03, a spool of rope, and some rules. It is yours, if you follow the rules.

I add some hay.

The pile contains a needle in a haystack, some scrap metal, rubble, a cog, a point, a chive, $51,700.03, a spool of rope, and some rules. It is yours, if you follow the rules.

I turn the scrap metal into needles.

The pile now contains several needles in a haystack, rubble, a cog, a point, a chive, $51,700.03, a spool of rope, and some rules. It is yours, if you follow the rules.

I leave a penny.

The pile now contains several needles in a haystack, rubble, a cog, a point, a chive, $51,700.04, a spool of rope, and some rules. It is yours, if you follow the rules

I wonder if there are any rare coins there, and hire someone to find out.

The pile now contains needles in a haystack, rubble, a cog, a point, a chive, $48,123.94, someone inspecting the coins, $2,944.10 of non-valuable coins/notes, $24 worth of rare coins, a spool of rope, and some rules. It is yours (except for the person), if you follow the rules.

I take the pile.

The pile now contains needles in a haystack, rubble, a cog, a point, a chive, $46,841.49, someone inspecting the coins, $4,216.55 of non-valuable coins/notes, $34 worth of rare coins, a spool of rope, and some rules. It is mine, except for the person.

I make the person inspecting the coins my slave.

The pile now contains needles in a haystack, rubble, a cog, a point, a chive, $46,841.49, someone inspecting the coins, $4,217.55 of non-valuable coins/notes, $6 worth of rare coins, a spool of rope, and some rules. It is patzer's, except for the person, who belongs to Sniper.

I add the three months that have passed since the previous post to the pile.

The pile now contains needles in a haystack, rubble, a cog, a point, a chive, $46,841.49, someone inspecting the coins, $4,217.55 of non-valuable coins/notes, $6 worth of rare coins, a spool of rope, some rules, and three months. It is patzer's, except for the person, who belongs to Sniper.

I remove all the dollar signs.

The pile now contains needles in a haystack, rubble, a cog, a point, a chive, 46,841.49, someone inspecting the coins, 4,217.55 of non-valuable coins/notes, 6 worth of rare coins, a spool of rope, some rules, and three months. It is patzer's, except for the person, who belongs to Sniper.

removes the point, whats the point?
The pile now contains needles in a haystack, rubble, a cog, a chive, 46,841.49, someone inspecting the coins, 4,217.55 of non-valuable coins/notes, 6 worth of rare coins, a spool of rope, some rules, and three months. It is patzer's, except for the person, who belongs to Sniper.

I add an r and some books.

The pile now contains needles in a haystack, rubble, a cog, an archive of books, 46,841.49, someone inspecting the coins, 4,217.55 of non-valuable coins/notes, 6 worth of rare coins, a spool of rope, some rules, and three months. It is patzer's, except for the person, who belongs to Sniper.

finds the needles, there no longer in the haystack.

The pile now contains a haystack, rubble, a cog, an archive of books, 46,841.49, someone inspecting the coins, 4,217.55 of non-valuable coins/notes, 6 worth of rare coins, a spool of rope, some rules, and three months. It is patzer's, except for the person, who belongs to Sniper.

I leave an OLED Nintendo Switch.

The pile now contains an OLED Nintendo Switch, haystack, rubble, a cog, an archive of books, 46,841.49, someone inspecting the coins, 4,217.55 of non-valuable coins/notes, 6 worth of rare coins, a spool of rope, some rules, and three months. It is patzer's, except for the person, who belongs to Sniper.

i clear the rubble, and leave a clean stack

The pile now contains an OLED Nintendo Switch, a haystack, a clean stack, a cog, an archive of books, 46,841.49, someone inspecting the coins, 4,217.55 of non-valuable coins/notes, 6 worth of rare coins, a spool of rope, some rules, and three months. It is patzer's, except for the person, who belongs to Sniper.

I corrupt the stack.

The pile now contains an OLED Nintendo Switch, a heap of rotten hay, a corrupted stack, a cog, an archive of books, 46,841.49, someone inspecting the coins, 4,217.55 of non-valuable coins/notes, 6 worth of rare coins, a spool of rope, some rules, and three months. It is patzer's, except for the person, who belongs to Sniperavigdatisitstdstsc*"25.

i add a pinch of salt

The pile now contains an OLED Nintendo Switch, a heap of rotten hay, a corrupted stack, a cog, an archive of books, 46,841.49, someone inspecting the coins, 4,217.55 of non-valuable coins/notes, 6 worth of rare coins, a spool of rope, some rules, and three months. It is patzer's, except for the person, who belongs to Sniperavigdatisitstdstsc*"25, a pinch of salt

I pinch the pinch of salt.

The pile now contains an OLED Nintendo Switch, a heap of rotten hay, a corrupted stack, a cog, an archive of books, 46,841.49, someone inspecting the coins, 4,217.55 of non-valuable coins/notes, 6 worth of rare coins, a spool of rope, some rules, and three months. It is patzer's, except for the person, who belongs to Sniperavigdatisitstdstsc*"25, a pinched pinch of salt

i insert rules of thumb, making the pile easier to learn.

The pile now contains an OLED Nintendo Switch, a heap of rotten hay, a corrupted stack, a cog, an archive of books, 46,841.49, someone inspecting the coins, 4,217.55 of non-valuable coins/notes, 6 worth of rare coins, a spool of rope, some rules, and three months. It is patzer's, except for the person, who belongs to Sniperavigdatisitstdstsc*"25, a pinched pinch of salt,and rules of thumb.

I try to compile the pile into bytecode. I don't think it works...

i restore the pile to its former glory
The pile now contains an OLED Nintendo Switch, a heap of rotten hay, a corrupted stack, a cog, an archive of books, 46,841.49, someone inspecting the coins, 4,217.55 of non-valuable coins/notes, 6 worth of rare coins, a spool of rope, some rules, and three months. It is patzer's, except for the person, who belongs to Sniper*"25, a pinched pinch of salt, and rules of thumb.

I pick up the vending machine with a dolly, and wheel it over to the pile. I take the dolly with me as I leave.


The pile now contains an OLED Nintendo Switch, a heap of rotten hay, a corrupted stack, a cog, an archive of books, 46,841.49, someone inspecting the coins, 4,217.55 of non-valuable coins/notes, 6 worth of rare coins, a spool of rope, some rules, and three months. It is patzer's, except for the person, who belongs to Sniper*"25, a pinched pinch of salt, and rules of thumb. Sitting nearby is a vending machine.

I take the cog and leave a panini.

The pile now contains an OLED Nintendo Switch, a heap of rotten hay, a corrupted stack, an archive of books, 46,841.49, someone inspecting the coins, 4,217.55 of non-valuable coins/notes, 6 worth of rare coins, a spool of rope, some rules, three months, a pinched pinch of salt, rules of thumb, and a panini. It is patzer's, except for the person, who belongs to Sniper*"25. Sitting nearby is a vending machine.

I throw out all the rules. But, I don't do anything else.

The pile now contains an OLED Nintendo Switch, a heap of rotten hay, a corrupted stack, an archive of books, someone inspecting the absence, a spool of rope, three months, a pinched pinch of salt, and a panini. It is patzer's, except for the person, who belongs to Sniper*". Sitting nearby is a vending machine.

I put the OLED Switch into the vending machine.

The pile now contains a seven-segment display, a heap of rotten hay, a corrupted stack, an archive of books, someone inspecting the absence, a spool of rope, three months, a pinched pinch of salt, and a panini. It is patzer's, except for the person, who belongs to Sniper*". Sitting nearby is a vending machine.

Heh, heh. You didn't say "insert"....


The pile now contains a seven-segment display, a heap of rotten hay, a corrupted stack, an archive of books, someone inspecting the absence, a spool of rope, three months, a pinched pinch of salt, and a panini. It is patzer's, except for the person, who belongs to Sniper*". Sitting nearby is a vending machine.

Suddenly, a cat pokes its head out from the product collection slot. It squirms its way out of the machine, and runs away.