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Re: You must not say duck

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2021 2:46 pm
by The Snide Sniper
"Get down"?

Re: You must not say duck

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2021 4:21 pm
by Suzaku
I was going to go with, "Watch your head!" but that works, too.

Re: You must not say duck

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2021 8:30 pm
by ratammer
I'd probably not say anything and let it happen. :twisted:

Re: You must not say duck

Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2021 3:42 am
by The Snide Sniper
And here I thought you were one of the good ones.

Re: You must not say duck

Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2021 6:50 am
by ratammer
😇

Re: You must not say duck

Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2021 3:38 pm
by Suzaku
You'll get a lump of coal from Santa if you're not careful, ratammer.

Re: You must not say duck

Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2021 9:29 pm
by ratammer
I'm small enough to fit in a stocking myself!

Re: You must not say duck

Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2021 10:03 pm
by The Snide Sniper
That's why it's just one lump instead of the entire stocking filled with coal.

Re: You must not say duck

Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2021 10:51 pm
by ratammer
That's still ratammer-sized!

Re: You must not say duck

Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 11:58 am
by the worst
Suzaku wrote: Tue Dec 07, 2021 12:27 pm What do you say if someone is about to bang their head on a doorframe?
Greetings! Yes, you there! Decrease the altitude of your noggin, posthaste!

Re: You must not say duck

Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 12:41 pm
by Suzaku
I love it!

Re: You must not say duck

Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 1:08 pm
by ratammer
Perfect.

Re: You must not say duck

Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 4:18 pm
by Suzaku
Noggin!

Re: You must not say duck

Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 7:26 pm
by ratammer
I has one of those.

Re: You must not say duck

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2021 9:51 am
by Suzaku
Well, when approaching doorframes you had better decrease its altitude, posthaste!

Re: You must not say duck

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2021 12:08 am
by ratammer
Will do, sir!

Re: You must not say duck

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2021 5:20 am
by chridd
Suzaku wrote: Tue Dec 07, 2021 12:27 pm What do you say if someone is about to bang their head on a doorframe?
"The doorway is a bit to your right."

You never specified that it was the top of the doorframe.

Re: You must not say duck

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2021 12:18 pm
by ratammer
It seems like some part other than your head would crash first in that case, though.

Re: You must not say duck

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 1:52 pm
by Suzaku
Indeed. So maybe you should just scream "STOP!"

And see what happens.

Re: You must not say duck

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 8:41 pm
by ratammer
Good idea.

Re: You must not say duck

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2022 3:20 pm
by heuristically_alone
We live in nonexistence.

Re: You must not say duck

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2022 3:35 pm
by ratammer
We die alone, we die afraid, we live in terror.

Re: You must not say duck

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2022 2:22 pm
by The Snide Sniper
Hey, what's that over there?

Re: You must not say duck

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2022 7:47 pm
by ratammer
Nothing, I swear!

Re: You must not say duck

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2022 9:49 pm
by The Snide Sniper
It looks like… a duck?