You must not say duck

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Re: You must not say duck

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"Get down"?
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Re: You must not say duck

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I was going to go with, "Watch your head!" but that works, too.
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I'd probably not say anything and let it happen. :twisted:
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And here I thought you were one of the good ones.
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Re: You must not say duck

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😇
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You'll get a lump of coal from Santa if you're not careful, ratammer.
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I'm small enough to fit in a stocking myself!
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That's why it's just one lump instead of the entire stocking filled with coal.
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That's still ratammer-sized!
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Suzaku wrote: Tue Dec 07, 2021 12:27 pm What do you say if someone is about to bang their head on a doorframe?
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I love it!
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Re: You must not say duck

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Perfect.
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Noggin!
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I has one of those.
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Well, when approaching doorframes you had better decrease its altitude, posthaste!
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Will do, sir!
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Re: You must not say duck

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Suzaku wrote: Tue Dec 07, 2021 12:27 pm What do you say if someone is about to bang their head on a doorframe?
"The doorway is a bit to your right."

You never specified that it was the top of the doorframe.
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It seems like some part other than your head would crash first in that case, though.
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Indeed. So maybe you should just scream "STOP!"

And see what happens.
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Good idea.
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We live in nonexistence.
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We die alone, we die afraid, we live in terror.
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Re: You must not say duck

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Hey, what's that over there?
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Re: You must not say duck

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Nothing, I swear!
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Re: You must not say duck

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It looks like… a duck?
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