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Re: You must kill ratammer

Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 5:17 am
by ratammer
I should have seen that coming.

Re: You must kill ratammer

Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 7:19 am
by heuristically_alone
A ratammer falls on top of a ratammer

Re: You must kill ratammer

Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 12:47 pm
by ratammer
Is that deadly?

Re: You must kill ratammer

Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 7:01 pm
by Lavender Manna
depending on how high you fall from, it's probably deadly to at least one of them

Re: You must kill ratammer

Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 7:05 pm
by ratammer
Fair enough.

Re: You must kill ratammer

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 5:10 pm
by rosewinsall
I set up a forum thread to kill every version ratammer that exist in all the universes.

Re: You must kill ratammer

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 5:20 pm
by ratammer
That's a lot of mes. Mass murderer!

Re: You must kill ratammer

Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 4:58 am
by heuristically_alone
I eat ratammer.

Re: You must kill ratammer

Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 5:17 am
by chridd
Aww… 😿

I steal ratammer from heury and I eat ratammer instead.

Re: You must kill ratammer

Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 8:16 am
by ratammer
I see there's a catfight over who gets to eat me. Can't you learn to share?

Re: You must kill ratammer

Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:02 pm
by somitomi
I cut ratammer in half so that chridd and Heury could each have one half.

Re: You must kill ratammer

Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 9:54 pm
by ratammer
That's better.

Re: You must kill ratammer

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 7:53 pm
by The Snide Sniper
I turn ratammer into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I put that flea in a box, and then I put that box inside of another box, and then I mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, I smash it with a hammer.

Re: You must kill ratammer

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 10:12 pm
by ratammer
I feel small and squashed.

Re: You must kill ratammer

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2021 9:03 am
by quasijem
I put ratammer in a box, and mail it to the next psoter.

(um, can rats survive without food/water for that long?)

Re: You must kill ratammer

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2021 11:50 am
by ratammer
It depends how far away they are. And I assume I don't count as the next poster?

Re: You must kill ratammer

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2021 11:54 am
by quasijem
Ye you don't... but it looks like I mailed it to myself.

*tries again*

Re: You must kill ratammer

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2021 12:06 pm
by LingEarth
I take the rat out of the box, look it over, and mail it back to Jem. Can't possibly survive two trips like that.

Re: You must kill ratammer

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2021 2:34 pm
by quasijem
Huh, it seems like the rat fell out of its box so they returned it? I'll mail it back to Ling.

Re: You must kill ratammer

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2021 9:04 pm
by ratammer
This is a lot of trips!

Re: You must kill ratammer

Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2021 3:39 pm
by heuristically_alone
I destroy the post office where the package is overnight.

Re: You must kill ratammer

Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2021 8:35 pm
by ratammer
Oh... that would certainly kill me regardless of how I was handled in the mail.

Re: You must kill ratammer

Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2021 9:10 pm
by The Snide Sniper
I mean, maybe the package survived the blast.

Unfortunately for you, you stumble into a mouse trap when you try to leave the box.

Re: You must kill ratammer

Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2021 9:14 pm
by ratammer
Ow.

Re: You must kill ratammer

Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2021 8:22 am
by heuristically_alone
The mouse trap kill you, so you live a miserable crippled life to your old age.