You must kill ratammer

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I should have seen that coming.
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A ratammer falls on top of a ratammer
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Is that deadly?
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depending on how high you fall from, it's probably deadly to at least one of them
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Fair enough.
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I set up a forum thread to kill every version ratammer that exist in all the universes.
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That's a lot of mes. Mass murderer!
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I eat ratammer.
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Aww… 😿

I steal ratammer from heury and I eat ratammer instead.
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I see there's a catfight over who gets to eat me. Can't you learn to share?
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I cut ratammer in half so that chridd and Heury could each have one half.
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That's better.
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I turn ratammer into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I put that flea in a box, and then I put that box inside of another box, and then I mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, I smash it with a hammer.
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I feel small and squashed.
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I put ratammer in a box, and mail it to the next psoter.

(um, can rats survive without food/water for that long?)
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It depends how far away they are. And I assume I don't count as the next poster?
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Ye you don't... but it looks like I mailed it to myself.

*tries again*
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I take the rat out of the box, look it over, and mail it back to Jem. Can't possibly survive two trips like that.
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Huh, it seems like the rat fell out of its box so they returned it? I'll mail it back to Ling.
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This is a lot of trips!
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I destroy the post office where the package is overnight.
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Oh... that would certainly kill me regardless of how I was handled in the mail.
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I mean, maybe the package survived the blast.

Unfortunately for you, you stumble into a mouse trap when you try to leave the box.
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Ow.
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The mouse trap kill you, so you live a miserable crippled life to your old age.
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