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Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2022 2:19 pm
by LingEarth
You get 1ยข interest.

I insert a hard drive that's just been formatted.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2022 6:37 pm
by chridd
You get a CD-ROM with zero files on it (not writeable).

I insert an unformatted blank floppy disk.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2022 9:15 pm
by phillip1882
you get a cpu program

i insert linux

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2022 9:05 am
by chridd
The vending machine is now running Linux.

I insert rm -rf /

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2022 3:38 pm
by phillip1882
you get a console

i insert butter

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 3:26 am
by jimbobmacdoodle
You get margarine.

I insert Marge.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 6:01 am
by phillip1882
you get homer

i insert patience

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 11:55 am
by LingEarth
You get to wait a long time before the vending machine gives you anything.

I insert a mountain.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 8:02 pm
by phillip1882
you get a river

i insert a penalty shot

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 8:16 pm
by ratammer
You get a shot in the head.

I insert salt and vinegar.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 10:22 pm
by phillip1882
you get a potato chip

i insert peppermint

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2022 8:43 am
by jimbobmacdoodle
You get minted pepper.

You also finally get a deck of playing cards after waiting a long time.

I insert this forum thread.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2022 12:07 pm
by LingEarth
You get the vending machine.

I insert jimbobmacdoodle into their own vending machine.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2022 4:49 pm
by jimbobmacdoodle
You get https://xkcd.com/209/.

I insert my vending machine into the original vending machine.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2022 1:09 am
by phillip1882
you get recursion

i insert honinbo shusaku

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2022 6:09 pm
by Mark_Cangila
You get Magnus Carlsen.

I insert 10 crumpled dollar bills.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2022 8:24 pm
by phillip1882
you get a crumpled 10 dollar bill

i insert a bank

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2022 11:06 pm
by ratammer
You get bonked.

I put in oil.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2022 12:09 am
by phillip1882
you get a car

i insert a diamond

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2022 4:30 am
by jimbobmacdoodle
You get a lump of coal.

I insert Phillip.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2022 9:10 pm
by ratammer
You get 1882.

I insert the Jurassic period.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2022 11:01 pm
by phillip1882
you get tyrannosaurus rex

i insert a chicken

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2022 11:21 pm
by ratammer
You get a nugget.

I insert a million dollars.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 8:28 pm
by phillip1882
you get an investment strategy

i insert the polar opposite of cheese

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2022 11:43 pm
by chridd
You get a map drawn on a cow.

I insert the complex function 1/z.