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Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2021 12:58 pm
by Suzaku
You get a chocolate puffin.

I put in an auk.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2021 10:37 pm
by ratammer
You get something awkward.

I put in a Groucho moustache.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2021 12:17 am
by Suzaku
You get Karl Marx' beard.

I put in the Communist Manifesto.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2021 1:27 pm
by somitomi
You get manifest destiny

I put in the Eastern Bloc

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2021 5:43 pm
by ratammer
You get a block of flats.

I put in a supervillain.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 3:10 am
by Suzaku
You get a superb village.

I put in a tawdry town.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 6:06 pm
by heuristically_alone
You get a tiny town.

I put in a mayor.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 6:21 pm
by The Snide Sniper
You get $5 million. It seems to think it's paying a ransom.

I put in a puppy.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 12:33 am
by heuristically_alone
You get happiness.

I put in a kitty.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:59 pm
by The Snide Sniper
You get sadness.

I put in hope.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 4:46 pm
by heuristically_alone
You get heuristically_alone.

I put in The Snide Sniper

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:14 pm
by quasijem
You get several empty clips.

I put in several chips.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 7:23 pm
by somitomi
You get an early home computer

I put in several vacuum tubes

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 8:17 pm
by quasijem
You get a severed vacuum cleaner.

I put in some vacuum (nothing).

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 8:56 pm
by ratammer
You get a cucuumber.

I put in the Hurt and Heal thread.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:37 am
by Suzaku
You get a partially darned sock.

I put in a hole.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:33 am
by somitomi
You get a Beatles song

I put in Liverpool

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:05 pm
by Suzaku
You get a liver bird.

I put in a mynah bird.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 3:38 pm
by quasijem
You get a starling discovery!

I put in the origin of a species (frog).

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:02 pm
by The Snide Sniper
You get the extinction of a species.

I put in an arm and a leg.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:53 pm
by LingEarth
You get a hand and a foot.

I put in four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 1:58 am
by chridd
You get four and twenty blackberries in a bird's nest.

I put in SCP-914.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:53 am
by Suzaku
You get a [DATA EXPUNGED].

I put in a [REDACTED].

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2021 1:29 am
by chridd
You get this SCP.

I put in a cat.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2021 1:49 am
by heuristically_alone
You get true love.

I put in two cats.