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Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 12:56 pm
by ratammer
You get some butterscotch.
I put in a MIDI sequence.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 12:59 pm
by quasijem
You also get some upbeat hip-hop.
I combine the upbeat hip-hops and put in the resulting off-beat hip-hop.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 1:32 pm
by Suzaku
You get a dram of scotch.
I put in a slug.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:00 pm
by quasijem
You get a snail shell.
I put in a phownix wright.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 7:05 pm
by chridd
You get an owbjection.
I put in an owl.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:02 pm
by somitomi
You get a house, hoot hoot.
I put in Alex Hirsch
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 10:31 pm
by The Snide Sniper
You get a schoolbus full of traumatized kids.
I put in a fake dollar bill.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 10:44 pm
by chridd
You get a fake soda.
I put in $√-1.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 11:13 pm
by The Snide Sniper
You get an imaginary soda.
I put in $(1+0.3i+0.4j+0.5k).
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 1:04 am
by chridd
You get a rotating soda.
I put in $1, by which I mean the first captured group in a regular expression, not one dollar.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 1:27 am
by Suzaku
You get
two problems
I put in a Python
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 5:25 am
by ratammer
You get antigravity.
I put in a "NO SMOKING" sign.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 5:47 am
by chridd
You get vaping.
I put in a "NO SMOKING OR VAPING" sign.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 11:27 am
by Suzaku
You get healthy lungs.
I put in a lung fish.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 1:21 pm
by heuristically_alone
You get a broken ankle.
I put in a raw egg.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 1:39 pm
by Suzaku
You get salmonella.
I put in a broad-spectrum antibiotic.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 3:24 pm
by somitomi
You get a narrowband radio signal
I put in some white noise
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 3:49 pm
by The Snide Sniper
You get black noise.
I put in green noise.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 4:55 pm
by Suzaku
You get a purple haze.
I put in a mondegreen.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:45 pm
by ratammer
You get a bending machine.
I put in Semrush [Bot].
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:50 pm
by chridd
You get a robot dog.
I put in
Tango.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:00 pm
by ratammer
You get Fanta.
I put in a Pritt Stick.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2021 8:33 am
by quasijem
You get glue all over your handspaws, and get to peel it all off!
I put in a bananana peeel.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2021 10:42 am
by somitomi
You get a Peel microcar
I put in a Matchbox car
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2021 12:50 pm
by ratammer
You get a car that's on fire.
I put in a chocolate muffin.