Vending machine

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You get some creepy voicemails.

I put in my email address.
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You get emails from a Nigerian prince trying to smuggle his fortune into the country that's willing to share his riches if you help him get through.

I put in an edit.
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You get a deletion.

I put in a spoiler.
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You get a bumper sticker.

I put in a prosecutor.
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You get an executor.

I put in six trenchcoats and a human.
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You get a date.

I put in a pizza phone number.
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You get cold pizza delivered to the wrong address.

I put in a Covid vaccine.
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You get two shots.

I put in a shotgun.
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You get a backseat.

I put in a seat belt
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You get belted.

I put in the dna for the pain receptors of an octopus.
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You feel the pain an octopus feels when its husband asks for a divorce.

I put in a unicorn horn.
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You get a pegasus wing.

I put in loneliness.
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You get a crowd of online friends!

I put in my glasses.
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You get your mugs.

I put in bail.
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You get a bay leaf.

I put in a quasar.
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You get a high-energy burst of radio emissions.

I insert that high-energy burst of radio emissions.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get the original quasar but somehow mirrored?

I insert a jalapeño.
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You get a jalapeyes.

I insert a pair of googly eyes.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a pair of googly breasts.

I insert Bing.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get Duck Duck Go

I insert the "must not say duck" thread
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You get a quack.

I insert the Vending machine thread.
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You get a bottle of soda

I insert the necromancy thread
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a zombie.

I insert quasijem.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get several smaller, actual jems!

I insert the mes back in.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get everyone else.

I insert empty space.
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