Vending machine

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Re: Vending machine

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You get some butterscotch.

I put in a MIDI sequence.
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You also get some upbeat hip-hop.

I combine the upbeat hip-hops and put in the resulting off-beat hip-hop.
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You get a dram of scotch.

I put in a slug.
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You get a snail shell.

I put in a phownix wright.
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You get an owbjection.

I put in an owl.
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You get a house, hoot hoot.

I put in Alex Hirsch
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You get a schoolbus full of traumatized kids.

I put in a fake dollar bill.
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You get a fake soda.

I put in $√-1.
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You get an imaginary soda.

I put in $(1+0.3i+0.4j+0.5k).
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You get a rotating soda.

I put in $1, by which I mean the first captured group in a regular expression, not one dollar.
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You get two problems

I put in a Python
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Re: Vending machine

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You get antigravity.

I put in a "NO SMOKING" sign.
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You get vaping.

I put in a "NO SMOKING OR VAPING" sign.
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You get healthy lungs.

I put in a lung fish.
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You get a broken ankle.

I put in a raw egg.
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You get salmonella.

I put in a broad-spectrum antibiotic.
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You get a narrowband radio signal

I put in some white noise
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You get black noise.

I put in green noise.
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You get a purple haze.

I put in a mondegreen.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a bending machine.

I put in Semrush [Bot].
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a robot dog.

I put in Tango.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get Fanta.

I put in a Pritt Stick.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get glue all over your handspaws, and get to peel it all off!

I put in a bananana peeel.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a Peel microcar

I put in a Matchbox car
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a car that's on fire.

I put in a chocolate muffin.
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