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Vending machine

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:24 pm
by somitomi
Put something in and the next person will tell you what you get and then in turm, put something else in the machine.
For example:
Arthur Dent wrote: I put in "tea"
Nutrimatic Food Dispenser wrote: You get a liquid almost, but not entirely unlike tea

I put in....
and so on.

I put in a new thread

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:25 pm
by ratammer
You get an empty reel.

I put in the link to the Forum Games Discord.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:28 pm
by marionic
You get strange new members.

I put in a portal gun.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:29 pm
by ratammer
You get a malfunctioning AI.

I put in Putin.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:31 pm
by somitomi
You get yogurt.

I put in a compact cassette

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:38 pm
by ratammer
You get a record player with unspooled tape all over it. Someone clearly tried to do something very wrong here.

I put in a bowler hat.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:40 pm
by The Snide Sniper
You get a necktie.

I put in a banhammer.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:41 pm
by ratammer
You get a burn hammer.

Image

I put in a haiku.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:42 pm
by somitomi
You get a limerick

I put in a dime

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:54 pm
by marionic
You get a dollar.

I put in a Viennese whirl.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:56 pm
by ratammer
You get a Viennese waltz.

I put in a rat.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2021 10:18 pm
by quasijem
You get a bat.

I put in a skit.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 4:20 am
by chridd
You get out a skirt.

I put in enough money to buy a bag of chips.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 4:30 am
by heuristically_alone
You get chips without a bag.

I put in my hopes and dreams.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 5:36 am
by ratammer
You get a new goal: escort the governor to the next town while protecting him from bandits.

I put in the butterfly from chridd's avatar.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 6:06 am
by marionic
You get a bug in the machine.

I put in some shotgun shells.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 6:08 am
by ratammer
You get some shot gunshells. Poor things...

I put in pronouns.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 6:31 am
by chridd
You get out nouns.

I put in proverbs.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 6:37 am
by ratammer
You get wisdom.

I put in a MIDI file.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 6:53 am
by chridd
You get out some sheet music.

I put in an audio file.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 6:56 am
by ratammer
You get an eerily realistic video of yourself singing along to the file.

I put in an Any key.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 7:32 am
by somitomi
You get a Meta key

I put in a blown fuse

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 8:23 am
by heuristically_alone
You get a brand new pipe.

I put in a plumber.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 12:07 pm
by ratammer
You get a princess.

I put in a style guide.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 12:45 pm
by heuristically_alone
You get a nature guide.

I put in a magazine.