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You get a space bar.

I put in a mocktail.
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You get a real tail.

I put in mach speed.
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You get much speed, wow, so velocity

I put in doge.
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You get moonshine.
I get ninjad

You get a cate.

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You get tired.

I put in sleepiness.
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You get sleep

I put in artifical lighting
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You get artificial lightning.

I put in parsnips.
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You get an old-timey Homestar Runner cartoon.

I put in a keyboard and some boxing gloves.
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You get a well-armed piano.

I put in ox tongue.
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You get a sandwich.

I put in a catammer.
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You get the butterfly that lives on her head.

I put in a cricket bat.
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You get the English Ramones

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You get a battery acid leak all over your shoes.

I put in an autopsy report.
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You get an updated autopsy report.

I put in an attorney badge.
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You get an objection.

I put in a bucket and spade.
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You get an Ace of Spades in a bucket.

I put in a road.
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You get to Rome.

I put in the scorekeeper bot.
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You get 10 points!

I put in 5 chips and some vinegar.
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You get an explanation of why most British chip shops no longer use actual vinegar.

I put in a typewriter.
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You get a quantum computer.

I put in Julius Caesar.
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You get stabbed in the back.

I put in a Ling wing.
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You get more empty space.

I put in a caffeine free energy drink.
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You get all the caffeine they had to take out to make it.

I put in the tough men from heury's sig.
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You get a picture of my dad.

I put in the memory of a bird.
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You get future memories with a rat!

I put in flickbot.
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