Vending machine

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Re: Vending machine

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you get a dolphin


i insert a whale
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You get arctic stressball fish.

I insert a cattail.
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You get a dogbum

I insert any other name
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Re: Vending machine

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you get no one

i insert the universe
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You get a lot of soup

I insert a robotic dinosaur, a firefighter, a garbage man, a construction worker, and an unlicensed, non-OSHA-compliant forklift driver
Old Bruce wrote:Mighty Morphine Power Ranger
Jplus wrote:Was that a response to penis or to tree?
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you get extinct, no fire, no garbage, a building, and in trouble with the law.

i insert the third dimention
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You square up.

I insert Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000
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You get avocadoed.

I put in calculus.
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you get advanced math


i insert a programming challenge
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You get a protracted silence.

I insert an over-attached girlfriend.
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You get an indifferent boyfriend.

I put in my tail.
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Re: Vending machine

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you get better balance


i insert a human
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You get a catgirl (with a tail).

I insert a cat.
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you get a girlcat (also with tail)

In Soviet Russia, machine inserts me!
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Re: Vending machine

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you get chess

I insert America
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You get Amerigo Vespucci.

I put in a primal scream.
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You get a composite scream.

I put in a primate.
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Re: Vending machine

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you get human

i insert classical music
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a Certified Hood Classic.

I insert Bahubali
ratammer wrote: Sun Jan 08, 2023 10:30 pm You get an indifferent boyfriend.
You're not wrong
Old Bruce wrote:Mighty Morphine Power Ranger
Jplus wrote:Was that a response to penis or to tree?
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Re: Vending machine

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You get onion bhaji.

I insert a clarinet.
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I'm watching the first episode of all different cartoons!

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you get let's dance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoestnzGlyY

i insert a green thumb
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Re: Vending machine

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You get an orange toe.

I insert a Danimals Crush Cup
Old Bruce wrote:Mighty Morphine Power Ranger
Jplus wrote:Was that a response to penis or to tree?
Diana's boytoy.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a Reese's cup.

I insert a laser rifle.
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I'm watching the first episode of all different cartoons!

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Re: Vending machine

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you get laser tag

i insert the speed of light
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Re: Vending machine

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You get General Relativity.

I insert General Tso.
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I'm watching the first episode of all different cartoons!

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