Vending machine

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Re: Vending machine

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you get a musical instrument

i insert happiness
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Re: Vending machine

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You get cyanide.

I insert pigeons.
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You get Brown noise.

I insert browned trousers.
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Re: Vending machine

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you get a poop stain

i insert evolution
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You get a crab leg

I insert butter sauce
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Re: Vending machine

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you get a peanut buter and jelly sandwich

i insert moth man
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You get Squonk

I insert a puddle of tears
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a therapist.

I insert Robin Hood.
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You get an empty bag

I insert a space toilet
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Re: Vending machine

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you get poop in space

i insert the vending machine
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Re: Vending machine

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You get all its contents.

I insert all the vending machine's contents.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a strange loop.

I insert Samuel Barber's String Quartet in B minor.
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
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Re: Vending machine

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You get an enormous penis

I insert lubricant
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Re: Vending machine

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You get Image

I insert 😘
Diana, madge's ratwife, any pronouns

I'm watching the first episode of all different cartoons!

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Re: Vending machine

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You get mojibake.

I insert a counterbore.
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a pan-head Phillips

I insert Trex Transcend® Composite Decking
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Re: Vending machine

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You get trimmed bushes

I insert a lawnmower
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ratammer wrote: Thu Mar 23, 2023 10:27 pm You get Image

I insert 😘
Ah, so that's why you needed this image
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You get a Land Rover.

I insert Lisbon.
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I'm watching the first episode of all different cartoons!

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Re: Vending machine

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You get the isle of Lesbos.


I put a correlation coefficient in the vending machine.
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
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You get a Fourier Transform

I insert an Autobot
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a Maximal.

I put in Mick Jagger.
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I'm watching the first episode of all different cartoons!

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Re: Vending machine

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You get Mitch Conner.


I put the silence that serves as the foundation of creativity into the machine.
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
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Re: Vending machine

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You get surface noise from the runout groove of a record

I instert the coming together of all the quantised fields of the universe.
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Re: Vending machine

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you get universal knowledge

i insert the python programming language
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a computer made by mice.

I insert a dolphin.
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