Vending machine

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LingEarth
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Re: Vending machine

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You get 1¢ interest.

I insert a hard drive that's just been formatted.
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You get a CD-ROM with zero files on it (not writeable).

I insert an unformatted blank floppy disk.
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Re: Vending machine

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you get a cpu program

i insert linux
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The vending machine is now running Linux.

I insert rm -rf /
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Re: Vending machine

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you get a console

i insert butter
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Re: Vending machine

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You get margarine.

I insert Marge.
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you get homer

i insert patience
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Re: Vending machine

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You get to wait a long time before the vending machine gives you anything.

I insert a mountain.
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Re: Vending machine

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you get a river

i insert a penalty shot
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You get a shot in the head.

I insert salt and vinegar.
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you get a potato chip

i insert peppermint
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Re: Vending machine

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You get minted pepper.

You also finally get a deck of playing cards after waiting a long time.

I insert this forum thread.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get the vending machine.

I insert jimbobmacdoodle into their own vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get https://xkcd.com/209/.

I insert my vending machine into the original vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine

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you get recursion

i insert honinbo shusaku
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Re: Vending machine

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You get Magnus Carlsen.

I insert 10 crumpled dollar bills.
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you get a crumpled 10 dollar bill

i insert a bank
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Re: Vending machine

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You get bonked.

I put in oil.
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Re: Vending machine

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you get a car

i insert a diamond
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a lump of coal.

I insert Phillip.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get 1882.

I insert the Jurassic period.
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Re: Vending machine

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you get tyrannosaurus rex

i insert a chicken
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a nugget.

I insert a million dollars.
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Re: Vending machine

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you get an investment strategy

i insert the polar opposite of cheese
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a map drawn on a cow.

I insert the complex function 1/z.
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