Vending machine

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Re: Vending machine

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you get sued

i insert a lawyer
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You get an objection.

I put in a map of the Czech Republic.
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you get its' president.

i insert virtual memory.
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You get a virtual machine.

I insert Linux.
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You get a friendly hello world message.

I insert a giant snake
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you get an anaconda

I insert the food chain.
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You get Staphylococcus.

I insert ChatGPT.
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
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You get world domination.

I insert a Will Smith movie.
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You get a G.I. Jane joke.

I put ambient depression in the machine.
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
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you get active happiness

i insert gravity
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You fall into the machine.

I insert a cat.
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you get a meow

i insert jesus
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You get saved.

I insert a woof.
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you get a dog

i insert a wolf
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You get a howl, but no moving castle.

I insert a danish.
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Re: Vending machine

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You hear a faint whisper coming from the vending machine, "Tak, tak." Suddenly, a tiny Dutch flag pops out from the coin return slot. When you unfold it, you realize that you have been granted an all-expenses-paid trip to Djibouti!


I put a hamburger in the machine.
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"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
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You get a sandwich

I put in a hot dog
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a taco shell.


I place Paul Allen's business card inside the machine.
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
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Re: Vending machine

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you get a credit card charge.

i insert visa
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Re: Vending machine

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The vending machine now owes you one coke, which it'll give you at the end of the month.

I insert an OLED Nintendo Switch.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a seven-segment display.

I feed a cat to the machine.
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a butterfly.

I insert a hula doll.
Old Bruce wrote:Mighty Morphine Power Ranger
Jplus wrote:Was that a response to penis or to tree?
Diana's boytoy.
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Re: Vending machine

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you get a hula hoop

i insert Hawaii
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Re: Vending machine

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You get Eggman singing and several explosions.

I insert Penny.
Old Bruce wrote:Mighty Morphine Power Ranger
Jplus wrote:Was that a response to penis or to tree?
Diana's boytoy.
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Re: Vending machine

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You receive $5.047681115997211e+167 in change.

I put Perlin noise in the machine.
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
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