Vending machine

Sit back, relax, and enjoy some forum-based games.
User avatar
The Snide Sniper
Site Admin
Posts: 58
Joined: Wed Aug 18, 2021 12:47 am

Re: Vending machine

Post by The Snide Sniper »

The vending machine turns pink.

I put in the save button.
If I disappear from the forum, I can still be reached via the "contact us" link at the bottom of the page.
User avatar
quasijem
Posts: 1
Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2021 10:04 pm

Re: Vending machine

Post by quasijem »

You get an error due to lacking storage space.

I put in a time panda.
unemlightened. they/them.
User avatar
LingEarth
Posts: 10
Joined: Thu Aug 26, 2021 12:22 pm
Location: West of Jupiter and south of the North Star

Re: Vending machine

Post by LingEarth »

You get a time machine.

I put in quasijem's avatar.
I'm an EarthLing. (Formerly on Mars)
she/her
User avatar
quasijem
Posts: 1
Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2021 10:04 pm

Re: Vending machine

Post by quasijem »

You get... get... huh, I can't tell what it is. Oh well.

I put in the mysterious blob.
unemlightened. they/them.
User avatar
ratammer
Posts: 155
Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:22 pm
Location: Londoooooooon

Re: Vending machine

Post by ratammer »

You get De Blob.

I put in a fire spell.
I'm a rat, but you may remember me as a bird.
chridd wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 7:09 pm *doesn't drink the interrobangs*
----
Any pronouns
User avatar
somitomi
Posts: 59
Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:04 pm

Re: Vending machine

Post by somitomi »

You get F, I, R and E

I put in a water curse.
—◯-◯
User avatar
ratammer
Posts: 155
Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:22 pm
Location: Londoooooooon

Re: Vending machine

Post by ratammer »

You get a water- FUCK!

I put in IRC.
I'm a rat, but you may remember me as a bird.
chridd wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 7:09 pm *doesn't drink the interrobangs*
----
Any pronouns
User avatar
quasijem
Posts: 1
Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2021 10:04 pm

Re: Vending machine

Post by quasijem »

You get an Incredibly Reliable aCronymn.

I put in a glass of onion juice.
unemlightened. they/them.
User avatar
ratammer
Posts: 155
Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:22 pm
Location: Londoooooooon

Re: Vending machine

Post by ratammer »

You get a glass of ogre juice.

I put in a Julian calendar.
I'm a rat, but you may remember me as a bird.
chridd wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 7:09 pm *doesn't drink the interrobangs*
----
Any pronouns
User avatar
somitomi
Posts: 59
Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:04 pm

Re: Vending machine

Post by somitomi »

You get King Julien of Madagascar

I put in the Aztec Calendar Stone*

*Not Actually a Calendar
—◯-◯
User avatar
quasijem
Posts: 1
Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2021 10:04 pm

Re: Vending machine

Post by quasijem »

You get an Ancient Stone Calendar With Weirdly Precise Engravings.

I put in a fractal pebble.
unemlightened. they/them.
User avatar
Suzaku
Posts: 7
Joined: Tue Sep 14, 2021 4:59 am
Location: Tokyo. Japan

Re: Vending machine

Post by Suzaku »

You get crazy paving.

I put in a retaining wall.
Pronouns: he/him/his
Time Zone: JST (UTC+9)
─────────────────────────
Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it.
Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
-- Perlis's Programming Proverb #58, SIGPLAN Notices, Sept. 1982
User avatar
ratammer
Posts: 155
Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:22 pm
Location: Londoooooooon

Re: Vending machine

Post by ratammer »

You get a barrier reef.

I put in an AI-generated movie script.
I'm a rat, but you may remember me as a bird.
chridd wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 7:09 pm *doesn't drink the interrobangs*
----
Any pronouns
User avatar
Suzaku
Posts: 7
Joined: Tue Sep 14, 2021 4:59 am
Location: Tokyo. Japan

Re: Vending machine

Post by Suzaku »

You get a really bad film.

I put in a really good film.
Pronouns: he/him/his
Time Zone: JST (UTC+9)
─────────────────────────
Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it.
Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
-- Perlis's Programming Proverb #58, SIGPLAN Notices, Sept. 1982
User avatar
ratammer
Posts: 155
Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:22 pm
Location: Londoooooooon

Re: Vending machine

Post by ratammer »

You get a lot more budget for your next film, which you proceed to waste.

I put in a scanner/printer.
I'm a rat, but you may remember me as a bird.
chridd wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 7:09 pm *doesn't drink the interrobangs*
----
Any pronouns
User avatar
somitomi
Posts: 59
Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:04 pm

Re: Vending machine

Post by somitomi »

You get an error message saying you can't scan because the print head isn't working.

I put in an installation wizard
—◯-◯
User avatar
The Snide Sniper
Site Admin
Posts: 58
Joined: Wed Aug 18, 2021 12:47 am

Re: Vending machine

Post by The Snide Sniper »

You get Gandalf the Green.

I put in a can of soda.
If I disappear from the forum, I can still be reached via the "contact us" link at the bottom of the page.
User avatar
ratammer
Posts: 155
Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:22 pm
Location: Londoooooooon

Re: Vending machine

Post by ratammer »

You get gassy.

I put in fireworks.
I'm a rat, but you may remember me as a bird.
chridd wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 7:09 pm *doesn't drink the interrobangs*
----
Any pronouns
User avatar
Suzaku
Posts: 7
Joined: Tue Sep 14, 2021 4:59 am
Location: Tokyo. Japan

Re: Vending machine

Post by Suzaku »

You get a nice explosion.

I put in a prompt critical mass of 239Plutonium
Pronouns: he/him/his
Time Zone: JST (UTC+9)
─────────────────────────
Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it.
Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
-- Perlis's Programming Proverb #58, SIGPLAN Notices, Sept. 1982
User avatar
LingEarth
Posts: 10
Joined: Thu Aug 26, 2021 12:22 pm
Location: West of Jupiter and south of the North Star

Re: Vending machine

Post by LingEarth »

You get a not-so-nice explosion.

I put in the old forum.
I'm an EarthLing. (Formerly on Mars)
she/her
User avatar
ratammer
Posts: 155
Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:22 pm
Location: Londoooooooon

Re: Vending machine

Post by ratammer »

You get the old Randall.

I put in a goddess.
I'm a rat, but you may remember me as a bird.
chridd wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 7:09 pm *doesn't drink the interrobangs*
----
Any pronouns
User avatar
The Snide Sniper
Site Admin
Posts: 58
Joined: Wed Aug 18, 2021 12:47 am

Re: Vending machine

Post by The Snide Sniper »

You get a bottle of "Aqua" brand water.

I put in the incompleteness theorem.
If I disappear from the forum, I can still be reached via the "contact us" link at the bottom of the page.
User avatar
ratammer
Posts: 155
Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:22 pm
Location: Londoooooooon

Re: Vending machine

Post by ratammer »

You ge

I put in the Snide Sniper.
I'm a rat, but you may remember me as a bird.
chridd wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 7:09 pm *doesn't drink the interrobangs*
----
Any pronouns
User avatar
somitomi
Posts: 59
Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:04 pm

Re: Vending machine

Post by somitomi »

You get the Pied Typer

I insert the new forum
—◯-◯
User avatar
ratammer
Posts: 155
Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:22 pm
Location: Londoooooooon

Re: Vending machine

Post by ratammer »

You get your memories of the old forum.

I put in a detective.
I'm a rat, but you may remember me as a bird.
chridd wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 7:09 pm *doesn't drink the interrobangs*
----
Any pronouns
Post Reply