Vending machine

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Suzaku
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a chocolate puffin.

I put in an auk.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get something awkward.

I put in a Groucho moustache.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get Karl Marx' beard.

I put in the Communist Manifesto.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get manifest destiny

I put in the Eastern Bloc
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a block of flats.

I put in a supervillain.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a superb village.

I put in a tawdry town.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a tiny town.

I put in a mayor.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get $5 million. It seems to think it's paying a ransom.

I put in a puppy.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get happiness.

I put in a kitty.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get sadness.

I put in hope.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get heuristically_alone.

I put in The Snide Sniper
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Re: Vending machine

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You get several empty clips.

I put in several chips.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get an early home computer

I put in several vacuum tubes
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a severed vacuum cleaner.

I put in some vacuum (nothing).
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a cucuumber.

I put in the Hurt and Heal thread.
I'm a rat, but you may remember me as a bird.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a partially darned sock.

I put in a hole.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a Beatles song

I put in Liverpool
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a liver bird.

I put in a mynah bird.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a starling discovery!

I put in the origin of a species (frog).
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Re: Vending machine

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You get the extinction of a species.

I put in an arm and a leg.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a hand and a foot.

I put in four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get four and twenty blackberries in a bird's nest.

I put in SCP-914.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a [DATA EXPUNGED].

I put in a [REDACTED].
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Re: Vending machine

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You get this SCP.

I put in a cat.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get true love.

I put in two cats.
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