Vending machine

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Vending machine

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Put something in and the next person will tell you what you get and then in turm, put something else in the machine.
For example:
Arthur Dent wrote: I put in "tea"
Nutrimatic Food Dispenser wrote: You get a liquid almost, but not entirely unlike tea

I put in....
and so on.

I put in a new thread
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Re: Vending machine

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You get an empty reel.

I put in the link to the Forum Games Discord.
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You get strange new members.

I put in a portal gun.
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You get a malfunctioning AI.

I put in Putin.
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You get yogurt.

I put in a compact cassette
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You get a record player with unspooled tape all over it. Someone clearly tried to do something very wrong here.

I put in a bowler hat.
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You get a necktie.

I put in a banhammer.
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You get a burn hammer.

Image

I put in a haiku.
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You get a limerick

I put in a dime
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You get a dollar.

I put in a Viennese whirl.
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You get a Viennese waltz.

I put in a rat.
I'm a rat, but you may remember me as a bird.
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You get a bat.

I put in a skit.
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You get out a skirt.

I put in enough money to buy a bag of chips.
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You get chips without a bag.

I put in my hopes and dreams.
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You get a new goal: escort the governor to the next town while protecting him from bandits.

I put in the butterfly from chridd's avatar.
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You get a bug in the machine.

I put in some shotgun shells.
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You get some shot gunshells. Poor things...

I put in pronouns.
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You get out nouns.

I put in proverbs.
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You get wisdom.

I put in a MIDI file.
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You get out some sheet music.

I put in an audio file.
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You get an eerily realistic video of yourself singing along to the file.

I put in an Any key.
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You get a Meta key

I put in a blown fuse
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You get a brand new pipe.

I put in a plumber.
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You get a princess.

I put in a style guide.
I'm a rat, but you may remember me as a bird.
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You get a nature guide.

I put in a magazine.
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