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You get a plughole.

I put in a raft.
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The raft disappears into the black hole and nothing comes out.

I put in an antimatter black hole
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You get a frustrated cosmologist

I put in the Apollo CSM.
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You get a white hole.

I put in emptiness.
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You get a hole in your heart.

I put in an empty banana skin.
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You get a blue shell.

I put in a full banana skin (i.e., a banana)
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You get a banana skin full of strawberries.

I put in Stephen Fry.
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You get a lot of bad jokes.

I put in a smoothie.
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You get a banana and two apples.

I put in a kerbal.
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You get a Kirby.

I put in a fork.
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You get a spork.

I put in Spock.
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You get a smock.

I put in a dress.
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You get a press

I put in a song
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You get a Karaoke set.

I put in a lemon.
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You get lemonade.

I put in life.
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You getJohn Conway

I put in a convoy.
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You get Optimus Prime.

I put in the time vortex.
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You get an empty reel.

I put in the link to the Forum Games Discord.
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You get welcomed in.

I put in Jimmy T.
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You get a Thang

I put in a thong.
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You get a sandal.

I put in a crystal ball.
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You get a level-ending gate shaped like an eagle head.

I put in a ? orb.
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You get a super Mario world orb.

I put in a radio from the 60s.
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You get a hip beat.

I put in a beat up hip.
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You get some upbeat hip-hop.

I put in a game of hop-scotch.
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