Vending machine

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Re: Vending machine

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you get a case of

i insert a good genie
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You get a parrot.

I put a chronosynclastic infundibulum into the machine.
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
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everything you do is right


i insert the outer limits
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You get the inner machinations.

I insert a toenail clipping.
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You get a lock of hair.

I insert ChatGPT.
I'm an EarthLing. (Formerly on Mars)
she/her
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Image

I insert a tiara.
Diana, madge's ratwife, any pronouns

I'm watching the first episode of all different cartoons!

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You get a pretty dress.

I insert a shaker cup.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get maracas.
Freddino18 wrote: Sat May 06, 2023 10:21 pmYou get a pretty dress.
😍

I insert the heart eyes emoji.
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I'm watching the first episode of all different cartoons!

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The heart-eyes transform themselves into smaller faces. Specifically, the barfing emoji. The smaller meta-eyes are supposed to look like less than/greater than symbols, but due to some esoteric error involving a variation selector they get rendered as mojibake and Zalgo. The vomit spills out of the mouths of the heart-eyes and into the larger mouth. But, it's barfing out of love, so it's a good thing; the smile of the larger face only grows as it drinks the love-vomit. Also, a short .wav clip is playing on a loop -- it's the tune of "Love Shack", but instead, the singer is singing "the barf sack is a little old place where..."



I put the machine into itself.
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
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Re: Vending machine

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you get everything that has been inserted so far

i insert love
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You get a song.


I insert a clipboard.
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
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you get a paperclip

I insert gravity
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You get shmlavity.

I put shml-reduplication in the machine.
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
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Re: Vending machine

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you get copies of the vending machine

i insert super mario bros.
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You get sonic the hedgehog

I insert some lemonade.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get lemons

I insert melons
i am doing a computers on the inters webses
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Re: Vending machine

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you get water


i insert water
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You get melons

I instert lemons
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Re: Vending machine

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You almost get a palindromic sequence. But, not quite.


I put a c-c-c-c-combobreaker into the vending machine!
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
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Re: Vending machine

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You get the video game killer instinct

I insert microsoft
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You get a Unix system.

I put spray paint in the machine.
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
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Re: Vending machine

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you get a picture

i insert language
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You get a symbol.

I insert a podcast.
Old Bruce wrote:Mighty Morphine Power Ranger
Jplus wrote:Was that a response to penis or to tree?
Diana's boytoy.
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you get information

i insert the Riddler
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a bucket with a hole in it.

I put tree fiddy in the machine.
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
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