Vending machine

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Suzaku
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Re: Vending machine

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You get investigated for insurance fraud.

I put in a detector.
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a bunch of useless metal objects.

I put in some rice.
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chridd wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 7:09 pm *doesn't drink the interrobangs*
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Suzaku
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Re: Vending machine

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You get an onigiri.

I put in an oni.
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Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it.
Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
-- Perlis's Programming Proverb #58, SIGPLAN Notices, Sept. 1982
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Re: Vending machine

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You get an OniFans.

I put in a prune.
I'm a rat, but you may remember me as a bird.
chridd wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 7:09 pm *doesn't drink the interrobangs*
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somitomi
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Re: Vending machine

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You get pruning shears

I put in a pune or play on words
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a whole Discworld novel.

I put in a sonic screwdriver.
I'm a rat, but you may remember me as a bird.
chridd wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 7:09 pm *doesn't drink the interrobangs*
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Suzaku
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Re: Vending machine

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You get an atomic vodka and orange.

I put in a Moscow Mule.
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Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it.
Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
-- Perlis's Programming Proverb #58, SIGPLAN Notices, Sept. 1982
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Re: Vending machine

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You get Shanks's pony.

I put in methane.
I'm a rat, but you may remember me as a bird.
chridd wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 7:09 pm *doesn't drink the interrobangs*
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Suzaku
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Re: Vending machine

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You get CH4.

I put in H2SO4, professor.
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Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
-- Perlis's Programming Proverb #58, SIGPLAN Notices, Sept. 1982
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Re: Vending machine

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You get a debate about spelling.

I put in Crash Bandicoot.
I'm a rat, but you may remember me as a bird.
chridd wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 7:09 pm *doesn't drink the interrobangs*
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