The Skyscraper
- commodorejohn
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Floor 75 only exists for one day per century.
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Floor 76 is higher than any of the floors below it! Amazing!!!
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- phillip1882
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Re: The Skyscraper
floor 77 factors in real numbers
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Floor 78 requires all visitors to have a catheter.
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- The Snide Sniper
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Floor 79 exists in practice, but not in theory.
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Floor 80 theorises about practising.
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Floor 81 is actually nine floor 9s arranged in a 3x3 grid.
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Floor 82 canmot be found on any signs, maps or plans of the building. It contains secret listening equipment set up by a shadowy organisation to spy on those occupying the prime numbered floors.
- commodorejohn
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The residents of floor 83 have long had a nagging suspicion that someone is listening in on them.
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Floor 84 is miniaturized. It has special equipment to shrink and grow everything that enters and leaves the floor, except there's a slight flaw in the leaving device which causes things to be only 99% of its original size when regrowing. This is becoming a problem for those who regular visit.
- phillip1882
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Floor 85 derives the laws of the universe from many, many years of observation.
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- commodorejohn
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Floor 86 contains a seemingly-endless corridor with a long series of doors. At the end is a trap door which drops visitors on top of the lone person in floor 13.
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Floor 87 is where all the dirty diapers are stored. It is also where kids a placed in timeout for punishment.
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- jimbobmacdoodle
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Conveniently floor 88 is the creche for kids whose parents work in other parts of the building. Opening hours are 4am - 10am because the manager has a weird sleep schedule and refuses to do anything else.
- phillip1882
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floor 89 contains many pianos and plays classical music
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Floor 90 contains many banjos. It also plays classical music.
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floor 92 assumes the riemann hypothesis is true.
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- jimbobmacdoodle
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Floor 93 is from another dimension.
- phillip1882
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floor 94 receives an award for promoting peace.
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