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It doesn't seem to have teeth to bite with, oddly.

You feel the pain an octopus feels when its husband asks for a divorce.

I put in a unicorn horn.

^ probably didn't know that I was on holiday last week, and so probably nothing I did last Tuesday could be considered productive, unless I'm destined to spend my life catching up on all the movies on my list

> will likely spend tomorrow playing games and eating Indian food

v likes spicy food

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Rat - 12 ++
Squirrel - 1 --
Cat - 15
Pony - 7

Is that deadly?

Pok

scamper

I'm curious about you <3

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You're older than you've ever been, and now you're even older!

Hi!

Nice amount here.

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Nice

^ might not have noticed the butterfly on her head if she's looking through different dimensions from the rest of us

> has not invented something but hopes to do so at some point in his life

v knows what they want to do with their life

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Snap!

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Hi.

No.