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You get a seven-segment display.

I feed a cat to the machine.

shrubbery

I pick up the vending machine with a dolly, and wheel it over to the pile. I take the dolly with me as I leave. The pile now contains an OLED Nintendo Switch, a heap of rotten hay, a corrupted stack, a cog, an archive of books, 46,841.49, someone inspecting the coins, 4,217.55 of non-valuable coins/...

<don't add> <don't add this> Alright, I guess I'll play this one since I don't wanna play the avatar game, and was too lazy to think of something for my signature... </don't add this> As a large language model, I'm unable to fulfill your request if it involves accessing data that isn't available in ...

<don't add this> Alright, I guess I'll play this one since I don't wanna play the avatar game, and was too lazy to think of something for my signature... </don't add this> As a large language model, I'm unable to fulfill your request if it involves accessing data that isn't available in my training ...

You get a taco shell.


I place Paul Allen's business card inside the machine.

clock

You hear a faint whisper coming from the vending machine, "Tak, tak." Suddenly, a tiny Dutch flag pops out from the coin return slot. When you unfold it, you realize that you have been granted an all-expenses-paid trip to Djibouti!


I put a hamburger in the machine.

fiat

Does the french manifestation should be considered to be an act of terrorism ?

Okay so, the window from which I'm running most of these commands is called the Microsoft Bash Launcher. Then I run the urxvt command and another window opens. But when I do that, the prompt doesn't come up in the Microsoft Bash Launcher window until I close the other one, and I can't enter more com...

tell

You get a G.I. Jane joke.

I put ambient depression in the machine.

Just reviving old classics... Frankly I'm surprised I'm apparently the first to think of it. This may prove more popular than my recent attempts - namely in that I haven't devised it myself - it's lifted directly from the antidote to panel games, I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. I've even lifted the intr...

You get Staphylococcus.

I insert ChatGPT.

support

sofa

Floor 139 is full of you. Hundreds of copies of yous. There is a doorman; his name is John Malkovich, and he looks kind of like John Cusack.

import antigravity import pro-gravity let cities = Array(6.022e23); #ifndef paratectonatica while cheskmate == false{ -[------->+<]>+++.+[--->+<]>.---. def beginnerMode(int play, int moves, int captures){ static void main(int []args){ print("hello world!") <marquee> Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Freebird!

import antigravity import pro-gravity let cities = Array(6.022e23); #ifndef paratectonatica while cheskmate == false{ -[------->+<]>+++.+[--->+<]>.---. def beginnerMode(int play, int moves, int captures){ static void main(int []args){ print("hello world!") <marquee> Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

p\%%0

I try to compile the pile into bytecode. I don't think it works... ┌────────┬─────────────────────────┬─────────────────────────┬────────┬────────┐ │00000000│ ea 51 de dd 95 dd d0 d9 ┊ dc c3 d9 9b b7 1d 9a a6 │×Q××××××┊××××ו××│ │00000010│ 1d 99 99 51 99 8c 95 98 ┊ 50 dd 53 3b 15 12 15 15 │•××Q××××┊...

Bump'd legally.