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Somewhere in a room with lavender-coloured walls, placed on a table by the window is a cucumber

Tiffany, this is a Michelin-star restaurant...

Do you have change for a tenner?

You get a backseat.

I put in a seat belt

I lock ratammer in a fridge and throw it off a bridge

Wow, how did you guess?

Ling?

Nope.

Somi?

LingEarth wrote: ↑Thu Aug 26, 2021 12:28 pm

faubi wrote: ↑Wed Aug 25, 2021 6:52 pm Still doing nothing of note :p

Lavender Manna wrote: ↑Wed Aug 25, 2021 7:30 pm in the intervening time since i last used an xkcd forum, i got even gayer, probably.

Same to both of you

I haven't done anything of note and I haven't gotten any gayer either.

Flicky's also a great Discord admin, makes an even more fun bot and has a cute face.

Nopionic.

HeuryAlone?

Sir, we're the Sons of Liberty and we seize the cargo of this ship in the name of America! Throw it overboard, boys! "Arthur, the ship's computer is down and two missiles are heading for us!" But I've made a lot of Hitchhiker's Guide references lately (that's a hidden spoiler) May I have t...

You get a device that can weigh halos.

I put in a tomograph

Whatever you say, Al

Neither is this

Flicky is one hoopy frood

You get a haunted pianist who gets played.

I put in a blowtorch

I hope so too, I'm having a blast right now.

ratammer wrote: ↑Wed Aug 25, 2021 7:44 pm At what point along it does it stop being a connector?

To me a connector is what's on either end of a cable, so I guess as soon as there's a wire bit in the middle? I definitely wouldn't call a USB cable a connector.

So far it looks like a small, lightweight container for Forum Games...

I kill ratammer with a Ra thammer.

Dunno what that one is either, but it has the power of a sun god, so maybe die of that.

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May I see it (if and when you do)?

I feed ratammer a cheese so spoiled, it's lethal.

chridd wrote: ↑Wed Aug 25, 2021 7:34 pm I hit ratammer with a rat hammer.

For some reason my mind dislikes the... rythm of "ratammer" and prefers "rathammer".

Or a hypothetical device for determining the parity of numbers by smell, the Even-o-scent.

bentheimmigrant wrote: ↑Wed Aug 25, 2021 5:30 pm FaiD is #1 priority.

I read this in a Russian accent because of that one YT channel from a couple years ago...