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ratammer wrote: ↑Tue Aug 08, 2023 6:58 pm Oh, good point.

...What if we surrounded the Sun with them?

have you by any chance heard of someone named Freeman Dyson?

now correct

J?

Sorcerer's Eleven

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If there's one thing I didn't want to be, it's the sorcerer. Now I have to think about strategy and stuff. For example I have to covertly signal my alignment to the wolves, I'm so terrible at stuff like that.

madge wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 7:25 am i'm in as a replacement, thus avoiding D1, as is my wont

Well now I'm going to vanish immediately just so you have to sub in

ratammer wrote: ↑Tue Aug 08, 2023 5:19 am If it's that good just above the surface of the Sun, think about how much exposure it would get inside the Sun!

It'd actually be less good, because some of the Sun would be behind it

Fine, I'll let you be correct this time

Heury?

The Netherlands

ratammer wrote: ↑Tue Aug 01, 2023 9:40 pm Congrats Ling!

I was very much taking my cue from "technically more or less a song" and picking something quite weird, so I'm not surprised with where I came.

I kinda liked it, it actually ranked low for ending just when I thought the intro was over

Who?

rat?

No, I'm not

Maybe Ling this time?

/in

dehumidifier

Bingo bongo

Jango?

There was the one where he hid / waited in a time capsule in order to travel into the future and thus convince people to kill Hitler. Overshot by a few decades but figured if Hitler was dead all was good. Plus he still had some sandwiches. I'm reminded of Marvin from the Hitchhiker's Guide, who (th...

somi now

Fred?

I am curious about the type of ink we would need to use. It would need to float and couldn't be water soluble, yet it would need to allow the water to soak through so as to be evaporated. It would also need to be non toxic. Pieces of wood cut into the shape of letters, maybe? The pasta from alphabe...

Is me

J?

No

Ling?

Two weeks again

Luckily, we were saved from another three-way tie by Ling's votes, which means I'm forced to hand myself the trophy for this victory like the shameless narcissist I am. Congratulations everyone! rat john somi Ling SUM POS ratammer R.E.M. - Radio Free Europe - 2 1 0,5 3,5 2 commodorejohn "Weird ...

30 hour reminder to vote

wineglass

How did you know?

J?

chridd wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 1:25 am SFM?
Saturday Friday Monday? Slying Fpaghetti Monster? Sinite Fate Machines?
*confused*

Maybe it's the Polish motor company